I lost two of my best friends (one of whom was my drummer) when I was 20 (they were only 19). How we partied back then pretty much fits to a T what was described in the opening post - been there, done that, literally - which is why I know the drummer - we were just like him. Close-calls with the law included, driving around smoking with booze and shrooms on us. We thought we were invincible right up to the point Jay and Chrissie died in a horrible car accident - on my birthday, no less. We thought the same things about sex drugs and rock 'n roll. It's really amazing how easy it is for young minds to ignore reality and indulge in fantasy.
It's all good fun right up until it isn't. Call me a buzz-kill if you must. Believe me when I tell you I am not against partying at all - and yes, the fact that the OP's story has a happy ending does make it a little easier to laugh at the shenanagins of a pie-eyed drummer trying to negotiate his kit while the heads are apparently moving out of arms' reach - all very surreal/Fear and Loathing/Lizard King - I get it.
I also know that there isn't a day that goes by (going on 25 years now) that I don't miss my friends who chose to hop in a car while buzzing their brains out only to discover how unforgiving the physics of a 70 mph crash into an overpass abutment can be. Every year on my birthday I wake up hearing my mom telling me, "Tony... Jay and Chrissie were in an accident early this morning..."
You can laugh today because nothing happened. Jay and I laughed many, many times together about exactly the same stuff. I hope you can laugh for a long, long time to come. The day you can't because last night something did happen (and I hope that day NEVER comes for anyone), you'll see a post like this and my bet is that you will have a very hard time seeing the humor in it - and you'll also have a hard time NOT seeing or ignoring the down side. I also know that if you post in that thread, you will also try to share the wisdom you hopefully gained from your life lesson - and you will probably be accused of being uptight and a buzz-kill.
You want to share a story about intoxication, close-calls with the law and driving - be prepared for a few people to say stuff like this - and don't get all miffed just because everyone doesn't automatically think it's as funny as you do - or knows why it's not.
Rock and party on, my friends - safely!