I never post drunk. But I do find I surf the classifieds a lot intently after having a few.
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Alcoholic beverage and posting. I'm frankly floored you would think that would ever happen here.
Hold on, I need to make a run to the fridge before I finish this...
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I do not drink, nor do I take drugs. All my posts consist of complete sentences, and somewhat correct grammar. If you want to find out why I post the things I do, you will have to look deeper. Imagine a penguin driving a truck hauling bottles of tonic water. Imagine that penguin taking a left, without using her turn signal. Imagine that a walrus is working as a traffic cop that day, and chooses to pull our penguin truck driver over, but instead of writing a ticket for improper use of turn signal, decides to use his considerable heft to catapult them both into the infinite.
I think that about sums it up.
Imagine that penguin taking a left, without using her turn signal
Does it have to be a female penguin?
Pretty sure a female thumb tack is a button.Nothing has to be anything. In this case, it actually IS a female penguin, but if you are imagining it, you could make it a male thumb tack.