Drunk/high posting?

[inanimate_carb]

How many members do you think post here while high or drunk? I've seen several posts from certain members that always make me say "man, this guy's gotta have a half-bottle of Smirnoff and a handful of clonazepam in him."

 

[Howlin' Hanson]

I wonder more about Craigslist posters. Most here seem to have at least part of a conscious thought. ( Not all, of course. )

 

[Grumry]

All of my posts.

Except when I'm at work and my pots wear off.

 

[ZenG]

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Sometimes when I'm posting right after I get home from my gig I'll be enjoying a couple of cold ones. Not exactly "drunk" but maybe a little buzz.

Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[JGbassman]

Alcoholic beverage and posting. I'm frankly floored you would think that would ever happen here.

Hold on, I need to make a run to the fridge before I finish this...

 

[bearhart74]

Better question is why would one ever post sober?

 

[mellowinman]

I do not drink, nor do I take drugs. All my posts consist of complete sentences, and somewhat correct grammar. If you want to find out why I post the things I do, you will have to look deeper. Imagine a penguin driving a truck hauling bottles of tonic water. Imagine that penguin taking a left, without using her turn signal. Imagine that a walrus is working as a traffic cop that day, and chooses to pull our penguin truck driver over, but instead of writing a ticket for improper use of turn signal, decides to use his considerable heft to catapult them both into the infinite.

I think that about sums it up.

 

[knumbskull]

well, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.

 

[Fat Freddy]

What was the question?.....

 

[guy n. cognito]

There are some that might make a bit more sense if they did drink...

 

[mellowinman]

There are some that might make a bit more sense if they did drink...

Oh please. There are some that make a ton of sense, but nothing they say is interesting, compelling, or interesting, or compelling. Or interesting. Or compelling. It's almost as if they are writing an instruction manual for assembling a tricycle, when honestly, how hard is it to assemble a tricycle? Some of my greatest discoveries have come when a feather was dragged across the autumn sky by a team of horses bent on the edification of valiant novices.

 

[ZenG]

Some of my greatest discoveries have come when a feather was dragged across the autumn sky by a team of horses bent on the edification of valiant novices.

^^^^^^
This.

I concur. I know that feeling so well, having experienced it often.

 

[DiabolusInMusic]

I have said it before and I will say it again, I'm intoxicated for almost every single one of my posts.

 

[BassLover668]

High and dry?
High and beers better? LOL

 

[buzzbass]

I'm baked all day, every day. So the likelihood I'm posting "altered" is very high. See what I did there ? LOL

 

[BasturdBlaster]

The worst thing about drugs and alcohol is not having any!

 

[Spidey2112]

I do not drink, nor do I take drugs. All my posts consist of complete sentences, and somewhat correct grammar. If you want to find out why I post the things I do, you will have to look deeper. Imagine a penguin driving a truck hauling bottles of tonic water. Imagine that penguin taking a left, without using her turn signal. Imagine that a walrus is working as a traffic cop that day, and chooses to pull our penguin truck driver over, but instead of writing a ticket for improper use of turn signal, decides to use his considerable heft to catapult them both into the infinite.

I think that about sums it up.

Alright, I believe you when you say you don't drink...

 

[Wolfenstein666]

That's the best part of posting on here.

No one will ever know.

 

[Pirate Captain]

i'm addicted to social media...that's why I post so much