Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest

[nomeX]

In my quest for basses I stumbled upon this:


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[My name is Mudd]

Wonder how many responses asking to come over and see the girl, err...bass in person have happened.

 

[Geroi Asfalta]

In my quest for basses I stumbled upon this:


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I know what I want for my birthday!

 

[Yango]

In my quest for basses I stumbled upon this:


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She certainly has my attention!!! That has to be the best Squier ad I've ever seen!

 

[60bass]

In my quest for basses I stumbled upon this:


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I don't want to buy the bass, I want to "be" the bass!

 

[gjbassist]

In my quest for basses I stumbled upon this:


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Um, this should be in the "Best Craigslist Ad Ever" thread!

 

[hdracer]

In my quest for basses I stumbled upon this:


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I just had two of my CL ads flagged and removed for the same thing.
And chick in my ads had some cloths on.

 

[AllenLee]

In my quest for basses I stumbled upon this:


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Haha I saw this the other day!
Occasionally I'll run into some awkward ads like this one.... barefeet, crotch shot, etc..

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[groovaholic]

The Houston Squier ad should be posted on the Chicks With Basses thread...

I might go do it myself...

 

[My name is Mudd]

Do it!

 

[nomeX]

I released the Houston Squier ad to the universe, it's on it's own now...

I just wanted to post it up, and this was the first thread that came up. I guess we need screen shots while it's still up?

 

[Texan]

I just had two of my CL ads flagged and removed for the same thing.
And chick in my ads had some cloths on.

This is the Bible Belt...and she's in her "pure" form....

 

[dtripoli]

Gotta love LA craigslist
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gtrst wntd 4 pop indie hard rock blues tainted band

POP INDIE HARD ROCK BLUES TAINTED GTRST WANTED . . .. . ..YOU MUST KNOW PANATONIC SCALES AND SOLO, YOU MUST ALSO KNOW UNICEN CHORDS. . .. . .. . ...THAT IS A MUST. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO TUNE DOWN FROM STANDARD TO DROP. . .. . .D. . .. . .. . .B. . . AND . . .. . .C. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ..TUNING AS WELL. . . .. . .. . .YOU MUST HAVE CRAZY HARD HEAVY DISTORTION PEDALS FOR SOME TRACKS AND OTHERS BRIGHT AND BLUESY. . .. .

Required: ABILITY TO SHOUT
Ability to spell and write, not necessary.

INFLUENCES. . .. . .. . .. . ..LED, RANDY RHOADS, TONNI IOMI, STEVE VIE. . .. . .. . .. . ., NERVANA, K0RN, RATM, ROB ZOBIE, METALICA, MEGADETH

YOU MUST HAVE YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT AND TRANSPORTATION..........YOU MUST HAVE A JOB.............NO FULL TIME MUSICIANS........!!!!!!.

God forbid you are actually capable and talent enough to make a living as a musician

WE WILL BE RECORDING..... you and another 10,000 wannabes

I'm exhausted just reading through this mess and that's not even the full ad!

 

[Tmw2011]

gtrst wntd 4 pop indie hard rock blues tainted band

For some reason, my eyes saw this as saying 'poop' instead of pop... Hurm... Time to visit the eye doctor.

 

[T_Bone_TL]

Nah, you were just filling in a vowel, since so many had been left out, and I think you got it 20/20 accurate.

 

[Mykk]

That's a gem... at least in Los Angeles they'll have a full picking of 'non-full time musicians'. However having a job too might be a tough demand.

 

[hrodbert696]

I just had two of my CL ads flagged and removed for the same thing.
And chick in my ads had some cloths on.

You're in Minnesota: the ad's in Texas. Says it all.

 

[awilkie84]

In my quest for basses I stumbled upon this:


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This is being bookmarked & needs to go on the "best of craigslist" site!!

 

[72LML]

I got a kick out of this one that just came up a few days ago in Minneapolis.

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Bass player who wants to play (Twin Cities)
Middle age, rock genre, I can play lots of stuff or learn it quickly, I do more improvising than note for note. I am looking for something different, maybe originals /cool covers, I'm not looking to get into a working cover band since I would rather play for myself and fellow band members and if we are any good people will like us, I can and will dedicate time and effort if the right situation comes along.
Below is a list of songs and bands that I want to stay away from and if any of these are on your set list, just hit the back button and lighten up Francis, I mean no offense, it just makes it easier for everyone.
I do not want to play in a tribute band or pay homage to any band
No Country
No Metal
No Baseball caps with Hawaiian shirts
No Cowboy Hats
And Please No:
Sweet Home Alabama
Brickhouse
R.O.C.K in the U.S.A with that clever segue into What I like about you
Play That Funky Music
Forget You
Brown Eyed Girl
Mustang Sally
Smoke On The Water
You Really Got Me
Footloose
Moves like Jagger
Walk this way
Glory days
All Right Now
Some Kind of Wonderful
Margaritaville
Jessie's Girl
867 5309
Smooth
The Middle
Dancing With Myself
Hard to Handle
Cocaine
Mony Mony- with that clever " Hey! Get Laid Get F***ed!" That I am sure YOU came up with!
Takin Care of Business
Wonderwall
Honky Tonk Woman
Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Kryptonite
Johnny B Goode
Roadhouse Blues
Folsom Prison Blues
Pride and Joy
Love Shack
1999
Eye of the tiger
Welcome to the jungle
Knocking on heaven's door
3am
Pink Cadillac
Red Solo Cup
Creep
Evil Ways
Superstition
Summer of 69
Save A Horse Ride a cowboy
Or -
Anything by Tom Petty
Anything by ZZ Top
Anything by CCR
Anything by Nickleback
Anything by Cee Lo
Anything by Skid Row
Anything by Molly Hatchet
Anything by ELO
Anything by Frampton
Anything by Night Ranger
Anything by Journey
Anything by Foreigner
Anything by Def Leopard
Anything by Ozzie
Anything by Brian Adams
Anything by ABBA
Anything by Scorpions
Anything by Little River Band
Anything by Pat Benatar
Anything by Nugent
Anything by Cinderella
Anything by Toto
Anything by Sammy Hagar
Anything by Huey Lewis
Anything by Ratt
Anything by Tesla
Anything by Poison
Anything by Whitesnake
Anything by Asia
Anything by Eddie Money
Anything by Kid Rock
Anything by Garth
Anything by Styx
Anything by Kiss
Anything by .38 Special
Anything by Bon Jovi
Anything by Judas Priest
Anything by Pink Floyd
Anything by Billy Joel
Anything by Katy Perry
Anything by Meat Loaf
Anything by Creed
Anything by Billy Squire
Anything by The Eagles or former band members or soon to be former band members or former roadies of the Eagles
Anything by Bob Segar
Anything by Van Halen
Anything by Skynyrd
Anything by ACDC
Anything by Jimmy Buffet
Anything by Bad Company
Anything by Steve Miller Band
Anything by Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Anything by Bad Finger
Anything by Head East
Anything by Kansas
Anything by REO
Anything by Loverboy
Anything by April Wine
Anything by Tom Petty (Yes, I did this twice on purpose)

If you made it this far let me know what you have. Also, if you sent me a response to this I do follow up, please do the same ( that might be the reason you cannot find someone to play bass for you)

 

[My name is Mudd]

He seems to be OK with Zeppelin and ABBA...not much else in between tho.