Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest

[Big Brother]

Uh, I am thinking that he's using "baseball" as a euphemism for sex...I am surprised he doesn't mention whether he needs a "pitcher" or a "catcher".

They have other forums for that though....

 

[landau roof]

Yep. Because that's much classier than "Squier".

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Please do not offer me less money than it is listed for.
This is an amazing bass. Practically brand new. Not even a hair scratch on it. Amazing sound. The fret indicators make it very easy to play this fretless instrument. Has some nice modifications.
- Recently setup professionally
- Added Chrome Bridge cover
- Put in Flatwound strings
- Installes custom Alex Grey pickguard
- Has thumb rest (not installed, I will just give it to you)

I did remove the Squier logo from the headstock and put in "Your Mom's" Jazz Bass. Gotta have sense of humor, right? I just didn't want it to say Squier because it looks cheap. This bass does not sound cheap. Anyway, I can remove "Your Mom's" and put in any word you want. I just love my mom.

You will fall in love with this bass if you play it once. This is a truly affordable Fender-designed Jazz Bass with ultimate expression and killer vibe and sound.

 

[Drewbacca]

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[My name is Mudd]

I think I'd ask for a discount, given the name on these cases...Axl may have left DNA on them;

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[My name is Mudd]

Spel guud much?

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VINTAGE WARLITZER PAINO - $300 (N.W FRESNO WAREHOUSE 51)

WE HAVE A NICE VINTAGE WARLITZER PAINO 1950/1960 IN GREAT CONDITION FOR IT AGE
ASKING $300.00 CALL OR TEXT US @ 559-xxx-xxxx OR 559-xxx-xxxx
SEARCH WAREHOUSE 51 ON CRAIGSLIST OR FACEBOOK FOR MORE LISTING

NO EMAILS PLEASE THANKS JULIAN / JASON

Location: N.W FRESNO WAREHOUSE 51
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[TNCreature]

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i play 2nd guitar bass and electric piano efect

i play thats all you need to know to many live stage hours

 

[dtripoli]

I think I'd ask for a discount, given the name on these cases...Axl may have left DNA on them;

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Anybody with these 2 items can turn a cheap box, amp or gear into a priceless possession

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[JimmyThunder]

Anybody with these 2 items can turn a cheap box, amp or gear into a priceless possession

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HA back in the day I had stenciled "PINK FLOYD LONDON" on one of my cabs as a tribute to Live at Pompeii

A few years back I put it up for sale on craigslist and while it showed that in the photo I neglected to mention anything about it in the description, I guess I assumed nobody would think my $100 beat-to-hell Peavey 115 cab was really Waters'. However sure enough I got an enthusiastic email from a guy pleading with me to not sell that historic cab but instead put it in a museum or return it to the band. He was also quite concerned that I didn't know what I had (pink who?) and should ask much more money for it.

 

[landau roof]

HA back in the day I had stenciled "PINK FLOYD LONDON" on one of my cabs as a tribute to Live at Pompeii

This is my old neighbor's work truck. A few days before he repainted the garage he sprayed "ONLY FLOYDIANS PARK HERE!!!" on his door.

Dig the pig.

 

[jazzbill]

You need to see the picture that goes with this.
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Do you have an event that could use some music, but would rather go for something unique and memorable? Cris can perform all of your Zelda favorites on a real ocarina as well as many other popular videogame and anime themes. Here are some examples of music you'll hear!

Legend of Zelda Series:
Song of Time
Song of Storms
Gerudo Valley
Zelda's Lullaby
Saria's Song
Kakariko Village
Ocarina of Time Medley
Ballad of the Windfish
Market Theme
Shop Theme

And Selected Music From:
Journey (PS3)
Castlevania
Final Fantasy
Portal
Pokemon
Evangelion
Fruit's Basket
Studio Ghibli Films
Captain Harlock
ICO
Lilium
Super Mario Bros.
plus many classical music favorites!

Cris can also learn a piece just for you!

Visit http://cris.tv to see/hear this music and more!

 

[bass_lord_mutha]

You need to see the picture that goes with this.
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Do you have an event that could use some music, but would rather go for something unique and memorable? Cris can perform all of your Zelda favorites on a real ocarina as well as many other popular videogame and anime themes. Here are some examples of music you'll hear!

Legend of Zelda Series:
Song of Time
Song of Storms
Gerudo Valley
Zelda's Lullaby
Saria's Song
Kakariko Village
Ocarina of Time Medley
Ballad of the Windfish
Market Theme
Shop Theme

And Selected Music From:
Journey (PS3)
Castlevania
Final Fantasy
Portal
Pokemon
Evangelion
Fruit's Basket
Studio Ghibli Films
Captain Harlock
ICO
Lilium
Super Mario Bros.
plus many classical music favorites!

Cris can also learn a piece just for you!

Visit http://cris.tv to see/hear this music and more!

...............wow..................

 

[My name is Mudd]

That one needs to be voted into 'Best of CL'.

 

[dtripoli]

Cris is my new elfin queen, all Hail Cris
I am totally onboard with the whole Zelda thing...(although I have no idea what it is)
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[ffutterman]

Cris is my new elfin queen, all Hail Cris
I am totally onboard with the whole Zelda thing...(although I have no idea what it is)
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Ummm.....let's just say that looking at that picture, I don't know if the second half of Cris is "-topher" or "-tine".

 

[dtripoli]

Ummm.....let's just say that looking at that picture, I don't know if the second half of Cris is "-topher" or "-tine".

hence, the word "queen", good either way.

 

[My name is Mudd]

Her...I googled around and found her site.

 

[amimbari]

cute story, but not unique....

here is a less "questionable" looking girl doing the same thing on her ocarina.

 

[dtripoli]

She gets some sweet sounds out of that there Ocarina but, the real question is;
"What's the best Ocarina for Metal?"

 

[TNCreature]

Red 4 String Ibanez Bass Guitar - $200 (King of Prussia)
Red wood Ibanez 4 string bass. Its in great condition, I've had it for a few years but its practically new. I'm too lazy to take pictures of it, so if you wanna see it, just look up red wood 4 string Ibanez bass and you should see it. if you really want me to send you pictures, just email me and ask. I'm asking 200 for it, i need a new car.

seriously interested, please email Jenn.

thank you.

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[TimWilson]

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WE NEED MUSICIANS FOR A UP STARTING NEW BAND AS GOOD OR BETTER THAN THE WORX BAND GUYS, SO IF YOU ARE UP FOR IT EMAIL US ,MUST HAVE DEMO WE WANT WASTE OUR TIME OR YOURS ON BAD TALENT.,NO FREE BIRD, NO MUSTANG SALLY, NO WHINY COUNTRY,NO OLD BEACH, NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN,NONE OF THE CRAPY MUSIC ALL THE BANDS ARE PLAYING AROUND HERE,NO KIDS NO OLD MEN OVER 40,25 TO 38,MUST HAVE FENDER,GIBSON,GUITARS, MARSHALL FENDER OR BIG NAME BRAND AMPS, DRUMS NEED TO BE NO LESS THAN PEARL,TAMA ROCKSTAR,LUDWIG LEGACY,HAVE A GOOD JOB NICE CAR NO TRASHY DRESSING,WE WILL PAY YOU GOOD WE WILL OWN YOU AND THE WAY YOU ACT .....IF YOU ARE UP TO THIS PLEASE CONTACT US THIS WILL BE THE BEST ROANOKE HAS ,,ITS A CHANGING OF THE ARMS..GOOD LUCK TO YOU