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Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest
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This person has had this ad up for months. Totally stock w/ an asking price more than he probably paid. Major cajones !
1998 Fender American Deluxe 5 String Jazz Bass - $1700 (pittsburg / antioch)
1998 Fender American Deluxe 5 String Jazz Bass - $1700 (pittsburg / antioch)
I am sure there are tons of rap/hip hop acts desperate for just the right semi-trained banjo player. Probably a good thing he was specific or his inbox might have been clogged.
No worries though, he just needs time to learn to play whatever instrument necessary. He must have tiger blood running through him.
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We can laugh all we want but if you view her Calender,
she has 7 gigs in the next 10 days.
That's a whole lot more than me.
Besides, that whole elfin-Vulcan look kinda grows on ya and
she does play one mean Ocarina.
And she owns over 200, that's more basses than I own, albeit an Ocarina is much cheaper
Aside from the fact that I don't really get the whole Zelda thing (in spite of my being a long-time hardcore gamer) and that she looks EXACTLY like what my friend John from 5th grade would look like dressed as Zelda...I agree.
I'm just wondering where a North Texas girl found a ruined castle to pose in front of. Do they have ruined castles in north Texas? Or did she take her whole costume on a vacation to Europe so that she could pose in front of one of their ruined castles?
There is a guy in the Indianapolis area that has been trying to sell (for months now) a 1990 jazz bass for $2,400. He also has no pics of the bass up either. 
I'm into tribute bands... (inner sunset / UCSF)
Hello!
I wrote a few nice paragraphs my first take to have craigslist "timeout", so now I am writing it all over again. This version is a little different than my first. Bare with me.
I can sing best with no instrument attached to me. So, The Strokes, The Darkness are up there on my "list to emulate".
If you know a whole album on guitar or bass, lets go that route. I am a big Kings of Leon "Becasue of the Times" fan, and wouldnt be opposed to play guitar or bass and sing on that one.
I have all the goods to rock, even an electric drum set. I think it would be kinda cool/conveinent to have a Macbook be our bass player, for instance, start the track and rock to it. Less pieces, ya know? For now, at least.
Please, gimmie a shout back and we can ******** about things. I am open. Im free most weekends, and morning-afternoons. I am a waiter/bartender downtown, 27 years old, easy-going dude, like meeting new people and rocking out! I moved to SF to rock, so rocking I must do!
Stoked! Thanks for reading. Lets see what we can come up with here!
-Brandon
Hello!
I wrote a few nice paragraphs my first take to have craigslist "timeout", so now I am writing it all over again. This version is a little different than my first. Bare with me.
I can sing best with no instrument attached to me. So, The Strokes, The Darkness are up there on my "list to emulate".
If you know a whole album on guitar or bass, lets go that route. I am a big Kings of Leon "Becasue of the Times" fan, and wouldnt be opposed to play guitar or bass and sing on that one.
I have all the goods to rock, even an electric drum set. I think it would be kinda cool/conveinent to have a Macbook be our bass player, for instance, start the track and rock to it. Less pieces, ya know? For now, at least.
Please, gimmie a shout back and we can ******** about things. I am open. Im free most weekends, and morning-afternoons. I am a waiter/bartender downtown, 27 years old, easy-going dude, like meeting new people and rocking out! I moved to SF to rock, so rocking I must do!
Stoked! Thanks for reading. Lets see what we can come up with here!
-Brandon
There is a guy in the Indianapolis area that has been trying to sell (for months now) a 1990 jazz bass for $2,400. He also has no pics of the bass up either.
Sounds like a case of wife or significant other says get rid of that thing. So the seller puts an ad on Craigslist that is guaranteed not to sell it. Then tells wife or significant other that I'm trying but it's just not selling. LOL
Smart! As long as they don't grab it one day and head to the local music store or pawn shop where they will likely buy it from her for $100 (if even that) and sell it for $400+ lol
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Customized Les Paul For Trade - $1500 (Austin)
So this guitar is an awesome alternative to spending a ridiculous amount of money on a Gibson Les Paul.
This is a 2008 Epiphone Ultra 2 with the following changed on it:
- Both pickups replaced, neck pick up is a Gibson 57' Classic, bridge pickup is a P90 Have boxes for both pickups to verify....
- Added an American Bigsby in gold with the mounting equipment so holes would not have to be drilled as well as a rolling bridge.
- Replaced circuit board with hand wiring scheme and 1953 capacitors.
Highlights of the guitar are that it has a satin neck making the action very quick and a quilted maple chambered body design to give the guitar extra resonance.
This guitar has a very unique sound that screams vintage guitar.
WILL ONLY TRADE FOR AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR, it's hard to put a price on a project like this so I will not be accepting any cash offers on the guitar
What I'm looking for:
Gibson: J45 or Hummingbird anything along those lines
Taylor: 514CE and above (would consider a 414 depending on sound)
Martin: D18 or below.
Any other interesting acoustic you may have to offer will be considered.
Thanks for looking!
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For comparison there's a black LP Classic in the local CL for 1200. Why buy the real deal when you can pay extra for an Epiphone?
Customized Les Paul For Trade - $1500 (Austin)
So this guitar is an awesome alternative to spending a ridiculous amount of money on a Gibson Les Paul.
This is a 2008 Epiphone Ultra 2 with the following changed on it:
- Both pickups replaced, neck pick up is a Gibson 57' Classic, bridge pickup is a P90 Have boxes for both pickups to verify....
- Added an American Bigsby in gold with the mounting equipment so holes would not have to be drilled as well as a rolling bridge.
- Replaced circuit board with hand wiring scheme and 1953 capacitors.
Highlights of the guitar are that it has a satin neck making the action very quick and a quilted maple chambered body design to give the guitar extra resonance.
This guitar has a very unique sound that screams vintage guitar.
WILL ONLY TRADE FOR AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR, it's hard to put a price on a project like this so I will not be accepting any cash offers on the guitar
What I'm looking for:
Gibson: J45 or Hummingbird anything along those lines
Taylor: 514CE and above (would consider a 414 depending on sound)
Martin: D18 or below.
Any other interesting acoustic you may have to offer will be considered.
Thanks for looking!
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For comparison there's a black LP Classic in the local CL for 1200. Why buy the real deal when you can pay extra for an Epiphone?
LOL has never happened to me cause my Wife is supportive of my playing and occasional GAS but I have known people that had that happen to them.
That "castle" looks like it's only like 3 feet tall. I hope her dwarves don't trod on it.
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