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Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest
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http://kelowna.en.craigslist.ca/muc/3662162685.html
Any cover bands looking for a ****** singer? (Vernon BC
Actually I'm not that bad. Really dig classic rock, grunge era...well I just dig music.
I have very little experience, but I can definitely rock a mic now and than. Even got to sing with a couple cover bands for a song or two.
Anyway, just thought I'd throw this out there. Peace!
Any cover bands looking for a ****** singer? (Vernon BC
Actually I'm not that bad. Really dig classic rock, grunge era...well I just dig music.
I have very little experience, but I can definitely rock a mic now and than. Even got to sing with a couple cover bands for a song or two.
Anyway, just thought I'd throw this out there. Peace!
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Here's one from our own local version of Craigslist. Someone should probably jump on this.
Autographed Steve Earle guitar!
$2,000.00
i have a brand new epiphone dv-100 signed by steve earle for sale....pictiures to prove its authenticity 2000.00 obo
Here's one from our own local version of Craigslist. Someone should probably jump on this.
Autographed Steve Earle guitar!
$2,000.00
i have a brand new epiphone dv-100 signed by steve earle for sale....pictiures to prove its authenticity 2000.00 obo
Seriously what planet do these people come from? You can buy the Epi brand new for 99 bucks. Probably find an autograph from Steve Earle online for way less than the remaining 1900 bucks! ROFLMAO
What's up Bass player looking to join or start for a band.
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I am a bass player been playing on and off these past months from last year and
on but got it together.
Looking for band to jam out whatever I would like to go somewhere with this
I can make some tunes I made up on my bass I also write lyrics.
Please either be local I don't have a car.
I am into Metal and punk so Hit me up.
Also I am willing to admit and not hide it just in case but I have a brain disorder and
I will try to prevent anything bad from happening but I'll try and give it my best effort in the band hopefully.
I don't know if this is scary, funny or sad.
Beginner player, no car and has brain disorder...sounds like half the ads
posted on craigslist except this guy is honest and ambitious and someday maybe a TB member...who knows.
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I am a bass player been playing on and off these past months from last year and
on but got it together.
Looking for band to jam out whatever I would like to go somewhere with this
I can make some tunes I made up on my bass I also write lyrics.
Please either be local I don't have a car.
I am into Metal and punk so Hit me up.
Also I am willing to admit and not hide it just in case but I have a brain disorder and
I will try to prevent anything bad from happening but I'll try and give it my best effort in the band hopefully.
I don't know if this is scary, funny or sad.
Beginner player, no car and has brain disorder...sounds like half the ads
posted on craigslist except this guy is honest and ambitious and someday maybe a TB member...who knows.
This picture makes me NOT want to join this band! 
I would be afraid of their sweaty, pudgy, shirtless and pantless skin coming near me! LOL.
Seriously though- how is this picture serving this band in any way?
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bass player needed/colinizers (drexel hill)
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hello .... the COLINIZERS need a new talented, dedicated bass player ... .who want to play in bars./..... supporting out 3 rd album release..... samples of the songs on soundcloud/the colinizers.... more stuff on our facebook..... hit up colin for an audition..... 267
I would be afraid of their sweaty, pudgy, shirtless and pantless skin coming near me! LOL.
Seriously though- how is this picture serving this band in any way?
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bass player needed/colinizers (drexel hill)
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hello .... the COLINIZERS need a new talented, dedicated bass player ... .who want to play in bars./..... supporting out 3 rd album release..... samples of the songs on soundcloud/the colinizers.... more stuff on our facebook..... hit up colin for an audition..... 267
haha that's funny I wonder why they didnt use another one of their many pictures as well???
I'll bet Colin McNally didn't post that CL ad.
I'll bet Colin McNally didn't post that CL ad.
Skeleton Bass guitar - $160 (Altadena)
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Very lightweight hard-wood frame covered by dark-brown sandalwood.
Play through built-in headphone jack or standard 1/4" jack.
Maple neck with rosewood fingerboard and bridge saddle.
22 frets, 34" scale
As new condition.
Is 'Skeleton' the brand or style or the description?
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Very lightweight hard-wood frame covered by dark-brown sandalwood.
Play through built-in headphone jack or standard 1/4" jack.
Maple neck with rosewood fingerboard and bridge saddle.
22 frets, 34" scale
As new condition.
Is 'Skeleton' the brand or style or the description?
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Ever had a question about vintage guitar values? Let this guy just tell you what it's worth.
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So I did a quick search to see what these are getting as of late, and found this thread:
Fender Mustang Bass 1967 all original - TalkBass Forums
Original owner per the CL ad and bought it from a pawn shop in the 80's per his thread here. Wonder why he's banned.
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So I did a quick search to see what these are getting as of late, and found this thread:
Fender Mustang Bass 1967 all original - TalkBass Forums
Original owner per the CL ad and bought it from a pawn shop in the 80's per his thread here. Wonder why he's banned.
Here's one.....
New Band forming: Porn Identity (Butt Effingham, USA)
Hi, I'm Jason Porn- national man of mystery. Forming new band, I'm the singer/frontman. Got a bassist, drummer, guitarist. Need three very eager female back up singers. You will be backing me up and sometimes you will be backing up into me. In other words I will be crawling up your backside, coaxing those high notes out of you.
This is an exercise I will need to perform to see if you've got "soul". I think Ike Turner used this technique. Maybe Ray Charles, too. Saw movie about him and he couldn't stop dipping into his backup singers, sounds like a lot of fun.
Anyway I digress, this band is about making a serious impact, we play rock n roll, will tour, on dates we don't make much $$$, back up singers will hustle the audience. trade favors or whatnot so we can afford a decent hotel room. Hate sleeping in vans even if I got my whores to keep me warm. Usually after a good head job, I'm out like a light so it's not a big deal if I absolutely must sleep in the van. Oh, I hope a big time producer, record co. exec thinks we're cool and gives us a ton of $$$.
want my back up singers to look like these pics
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New Band forming: Porn Identity (Butt Effingham, USA)
Hi, I'm Jason Porn- national man of mystery. Forming new band, I'm the singer/frontman. Got a bassist, drummer, guitarist. Need three very eager female back up singers. You will be backing me up and sometimes you will be backing up into me. In other words I will be crawling up your backside, coaxing those high notes out of you.
This is an exercise I will need to perform to see if you've got "soul". I think Ike Turner used this technique. Maybe Ray Charles, too. Saw movie about him and he couldn't stop dipping into his backup singers, sounds like a lot of fun.
Anyway I digress, this band is about making a serious impact, we play rock n roll, will tour, on dates we don't make much $$$, back up singers will hustle the audience. trade favors or whatnot so we can afford a decent hotel room. Hate sleeping in vans even if I got my whores to keep me warm. Usually after a good head job, I'm out like a light so it's not a big deal if I absolutely must sleep in the van. Oh, I hope a big time producer, record co. exec thinks we're cool and gives us a ton of $$$.
want my back up singers to look like these pics
(There were no pics attached)
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The only difference between ^ this guy ^ and a lot of us on TalkBass is that he actually said what we were thinking and committed it to print. For the record, I would never verbalize that or treat a woman that way, but hey, I guy can dream.....
I think they spelled the band name wrong in the ad. I think it's supposed to be the Colonizers.
Anyway, I see the fail is strong with this thread. 50 something pages and people still don't realize they need to cut and paste text and pictures into the thread if they want their post to make sense for more than a few days.
Selling my Cold Case Epiphone Guitar.
It is one of only 200 made to give as gifts to the people who worked on the TV show "Cold Case"
It is a guitar collectors dream! Due to the rarity of this guitar it will only go up in value!
I need to sell it due to the fact that i am moving, and im letting it go for $800obo
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This is a 200$ guitar at best with a cheap wrap graphic on it! I just had to post it here!
It is one of only 200 made to give as gifts to the people who worked on the TV show "Cold Case"
It is a guitar collectors dream! Due to the rarity of this guitar it will only go up in value!
I need to sell it due to the fact that i am moving, and im letting it go for $800obo
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This is a 200$ guitar at best with a cheap wrap graphic on it! I just had to post it here!
It doesn't even look like a wrap. It looks like it's a piece of painted plastic screwed onto the top with some weatherstripping.
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