Dumbest Rhyme Guilty Pleasure

[hbarcat]

From the folk song
"Queen Elinor's Confession":


Verse 1)
-Queen Eleanor was a sick woman and afraid that she would die
-When she sent for two friars out of France to come to her speedily


Verse 4)
-Oh, you'll put on a grey friar's gown and I'll put on another
-And we will away to fair London town like friars both together


Verse 23)
-The king plucked off his friar's gown and stood in his scarlet so red
-The queen she turned herself in bed and cried that she was betrayed

 

[Michedelic]

This is an entire instruction manual...

 

[vvvmmm]

"Another year with nuthin' to do,
I said, 'My-my and boo-hoo'."

(I just watched Gimmee Danger.)

 

[dadglasser]

Steve Miller Band, The Last Wombat in Mecca:

There are few things I won't find
Some are better left alone
Like that bulldog in the bathroom
Like that wombat on the phone.​

And to think he calls himself "a midnight toker."

 

[dadglasser]

'I didn't believe she was devil's sperm
She said, "Curse you all, you'll never learn!"'

And I read some where you should only "use the seatbelt for a bottle opener" after yer teeth ain't work no more.