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Eleanor Roosevelt?

Lazylion

Goin ahead on wit my bad self!
Jan 25, 2006
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The other day I was driving up Market Street in downtown Frederick. Traffic stopped at the light at 5th St. I glanced to my right, and my eye fell on an electric meter, mounted on a metal box on the wall, as they usually are. On the box next to the meter was a sticker. It read "Eleanor Roosevelt was a man."

??Oh really? Is this true, I wondered momentarily. Was Eleanor really Elmer in drag? But then I realized that the more interesting question to me was:

Who goes out and gets a sticker made with this message? And why?
 
Perhaps the sticker author never saw a picture of Eleanor, but heard someone describe her, charitably, as "manly"-looking, rather than the more accurate but unkind "plug ugly", and wrongly concluded she was actually a man, then, due to a sad, but all too common desire to create social controversy, printed up the stickers. Can you hang on a second? My shaggy dog has wandered off.
 
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Where did you draw inspiration for this original character Slo?
It would be unkind to say that Eleanor Roosevelt looks like a bulldog. :bag: The dog is the story is someone who gives affection without expectations it is just who she is. She is also a good judge of character and able to see sense things in people that our eyes and ears might not take in.
 
He gave Eleanor a gentle squeeze and she licked his face.
Rusty wiped his face off with his sleeve and wagged his finger at Eleanor. “Hey you, what did I tell you about slobbering? From now on keep your drool and your tongue to yourself.”
Eleanor responded with a friendly bark and licked his outstretched finger. Duane and Diana smiled at each other and tried to keep from laughing. They both failed.
 


One night I was watching the weather segment of the 11 o'clock news on one of the LA TV stations. The guy was talking about the weather being influenced by the local wind patterns, an offshore flow and a coastal eddy. Suddenly, I realized the turtle connection.
 
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