Facebook ad looking for a bass player

[TheBamaSlamma]

I found this entertaining and, in a way, admirable...

"Ok north alabama is their one one damn bass player alive that can actually through down ,quick minded smart got a bad ass band called violent nature well not just looking for a bass player serious cat a brother lively bastard spot not easily taken just to put it out their it was my older brother s spot but he passed away so chemistry is a must but that we'll see . we're in the mix of pantera lamb of God bls, pink Floyd tool acid bath and just plain violent nature but I don't expect much cause every one seems to want to duchy music it up any more we break old skool fresh with hair and nut sacks so if you gotem bring em not playing zakk wylde is a txt message away for me but I need a partner in crime persay but it seems bass players have died . our band is multi talented we all sing play drums bass guitar piano but we stick to what we do best then swap and change the nature of things so if you the poopie then be the poopie and come kik it with me December Wright ,thunder kock Scott ,and fukin lustin leather lungs Justin and it'll make a match in heavenly hell"

 

[Oren Hudson]

You don't qualify for that? LOL

 

[slagbass]

It would be REALLY entertaining to see who shows up for the audition.....

 

[5alive]

A lot of these Craigslist posts belong in the casuals section, not the musician section sometimes.​

 

[ZenG]

Was he writing that from a federal penitentiary?

 

[Aberdumbie]

I ran out of breath looking for a period

 

[Fat Steve]

Damn, sucks about his brother. Hopefully he'll be able to fill the position.

 

[kcole4001]

Was he writing that from a federal penitentiary?

wut kind of potentiometer?
mebbe he neds sum knd of editter...

 

[Murdoc_420]

Umm,

By Duchy does he mean reggae, like pass the dutchie? Or like you need to play in wooden shoes?

And how do you 'break old school fresh with hair and nutz'?

WUT

 

[Parzival]

Where in north bammer is this? I so want to go try out for this band just to meet this guy.

 

[two fingers]

I got to the "end" of what should have been the second "sentence" and started beating myself in tie face with a frying pan. I think that guy made me that dumb in less time that it takes to type a period.

What exactly did you "admire" about the ad????

 

[Nev375]

So meth is bad.... mmmkay.

 

[MrLenny1]

Yikes!!!

 

[electracoyote]

That ad was pretty rad.

 

[McG]

Where in north bammer is this? I so want to go try out for this band just to meet this guy.

Show up as Karl. You may fit right in.

 

[pbass2]

I'm gonna fly out to audition. I gotta meet these guys.

 

[Kun2112]

I was going to re-post this with corrections to make it readable, but my head hurt too much once I got to "lively bastard."

 

[twinjet]

I'm gonna fly out to audition. I gotta meet these guys.

Bring out their O face with your P bass, you'll be a straight shot.

 

[Ajapses]

My apologies, gentlemen, but they are my 'People'. Around here, villages don't have just one...they have many.

 

[Parzival]

Alright kids, set your decoder rings to b-1. That's b-1.