facebook thinks I'm selling body parts...

[mellowgerman]

Had to share this!

Seems like facebook marketplace's auto-scanning/flagging technology has temporarily suspended my for-sale ad for fear of me trying to illegally sell chunks of hacked up folks...

Granted the ad does have several words that might ring alarm bells out of context, like body, parts, slab, neck, fat... also, their commerce policies do clearly state that they do not allow the advertisement of human body parts or bodily fluids. It's somewhat annoying that my ad has been taken down for over a day now, but it's honestly worth the hearty laugh I got out of it. Hopefully TB's mods won't take my classifieds ad down for the same gruesome content!

 

[Winslow]

You're also fat-shaming that neck!!

 

[Mr_Moo]

Fat-celebrating, surely.

 

[mellowgerman]

Yes, in this case the "fat" aspect is a positive intended to entice the fat-neck fans

 

[Michedelic]

Had to share this!

Seems like facebook marketplace's auto-scanning/flagging technology has temporarily suspended my for-sale ad for fear of me trying to illegally sell chunks of hacked up folks...

Granted the ad does have several words that might ring alarm bells out of context, like body, parts, slab, neck, fat... also, their commerce policies do clearly state that they do not allow the advertisement of human body parts or bodily fluids. It's somewhat annoying that my ad has been taken down for over a day now, but it's honestly worth the hearty laugh I got out of it. Hopefully TB's mods won't take my classifieds ad down for the same gruesome content!

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Maybe you were charging an arm and a leg for that.

 

[Michedelic]

 

[Artman]

Funniest post I've read all afternoon

 

[Erik Asma]

Must be on edge with Halloween so near.

 

[micguy]

A blonde with a fat neck - maybe the algorithm thinks you're selling something that's still alive - how many folks have a thing for fat necks?

 

[Samatza]

OK, now that's funny!

 

[mellowgerman]

Hopefully this auto flagging software has never actually been needed for a group of keywords like these... but who knows. As one of the servers at my parents' old restaurant (a former corrections officer) used to say, "lotta weirdos out there."