I'm rarely using spicy sauces anymore, I sprinkle on some chili/lime, we use it like normal people use salt:
In regard to your tears, I hope they are body temp. Otherwise you might be coldest person this side of eternity.
They're body temperature for a very short time, or else they'd feel hot to our cheeks, which is sort of ironic.
However, when it comes to cold, if it were rated by the hardness of my heart, then you're on the right track:
'You've got a heart, yeah a heart of STONE!'
I don't remember it being all that hot.
Right, it's generally served cold!
The stuff I made is so spicy that it comes up your nose like when you have too much *wasabi.
I have fond memories of that year; the food and many other things that I can't really talk about here.
After all the time I spend in the Land of Smiles, I could write a novel specifically about the things we aren't supposed to talk about.
If you want to read about how it might have been, there's a book I can recommend, by Stephen Leather.
*pronounced wusubee (like the U submarine)
edited: out the book title & cover, maybe too much for some readers