Favourite Pick up/break up Line

[mike_v_s]

"I know you're my friend's sister, and all, but...."


Been married four years.

Mike

 

[Gia]

Thats why only the first two are free.

2 cigarettes = approximatly 30 minutes = 4 cigarettes an hour.
200 people in the club, 100 men.
50 single men, 25 smokers.
25 smokers x 3 cigarettes = 75 cigarettes
5 hours at a club = 20 cigarettes.

20/3 = 6.6, rounded up to 7.

= you are easily dispensible after 2 cigarettes

 

[WillPlay4Food]

2 cigarettes = approximatly 30 minutes = 4 cigarettes an hour.
200 people in the club, 100 men.
50 single men, 25 smokers.
25 smokers x 3 cigarettes = 75 cigarettes
5 hours at a club = 20 cigarettes.

20/3 = 6.6, rounded up to 7.

= you are easily dispensible after 2 cigarettes

Ouch!

You know you're in trouble when you bring math into a relationship.

 

[Brendan]

Ouch!

You know you're in trouble when you bring math into a relationship.

"X+Y*Ds = Screw you!"
"...I think we need to talk about where this relationship is headed, hon."

 

[bass__player01]

last "pick up line" i used wasn't really a line, but it was still amusing...


me: Hey I'm maxime, what's your name? *shakes hand*
then we start talking and after maybe 2 minutes
girl: euh.. excuse me, you're still holding my hand.....

then we started kissing and that's it for the "pick up" part

 

[page]

last "pick up line" i used wasn't really a line, but it was still amusing...


me: Hey I'm maxime, what's your name? *shakes hand*
then we start talking and after maybe 2 minutes
girl: euh.. excuse me, you're still holding my hand.....

then we started kissing and that's it for the "pick up" part

Hey did that really work???? hmmm...............

 

[bassturtle]

Pick Up line
Ron Burgandy : "I am just putting this out there, if you like it you can keep it, if you don't you can send it back..... I want to be on you. "

I thought that was one of the best lines in the movie.

 

[khay0s]

Mine is complex - "Hi". Now for the pick-up line...

Leigh

 

[sargebaker]

break up: "you're slowin' me down!"

 

[bass__player01]

Hey did that really work???? hmmm...............

Surprisingly, yes it really worked

 

[rayzak]

Excuse me. Do you work for UPS? Because I notice you've been checkin' out my package!!!

 

[Jace The Bass]

Surprisingly, yes it really worked

Was that after you drunk 10 pints of beer


Okay here's the break up line : Just give her the silent treatment

 

[fr0me0]

my favorite break up line is "sorry but you are just really starting to annoy me"

as for pick up line just give them the eyes.

 

[Jace The Bass]

I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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[The Artist]

pick up:

Hey baby, If you were a president you'd be called "Babereham Lincon!"




put down:

You: Would the girl with a boyfriend step forward...
*she steps forward*
You: EEENNK! Wrong!

 

[DaftCat]

Pick-Up Line: Does your bum quiver when you cum?


General BS in a bar:
Make sure the bar is quite loud BEFORE you do this.
Say "You want to dance?"

If she said yes, great.
If she said no.. Get closer to her so she can hear and say while pointing.

"I didn't ask for a dance, I said You look fat in those pants."

 

[JonTheBassGuy]

Pick up lines-
-Are your parents ********? Cuz you're really special.
- Im a squirrel and you're a tree. Let me bust a nut in your hole.


-Jon

 

[IvanMike]

2 cigarettes = approximatly 30 minutes = 4 cigarettes an hour.
200 people in the club, 100 men.
50 single men, 25 smokers.
25 smokers x 3 cigarettes = 75 cigarettes
5 hours at a club = 20 cigarettes.

20/3 = 6.6, rounded up to 7.

= you are easily dispensible after 2 cigarettes

3 billion women in the world.
statistically some of them have to be stupid enough to go out with me.
go bum your ciggs off some other idiot
i think i'll stay home

 

[Tschomotsche]

"I know you have a boyfriend... but I'm just asking for one time."

 

[Chad Michael]

Best pickup line:

"Leave me alone."

Best breakup line:

"I think about you all the time."