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Favourite Pick up/break up Line
- Thread starter Jace The Bass
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page said:Break up line- "Darlin.......Its not you, its that hot ass floosy in the 2 in. long skirt who will put out every night whereas you only do so every two weeks..........sorry babe, you should try a boob job.
The kid from Mississippi said, "Darlin."
I never had the guts to try this or any other pick up line out . Maybe one of you brave souls could test this one for me !
You : Pardon me . Would you ever "Hook Up" with a stranger ?
Them : No !
You : Well then allow me to introduce myself !
You : Pardon me . Would you ever "Hook Up" with a stranger ?
Them : No !
You : Well then allow me to introduce myself !
Pick up:
"Nett schuh* mangel zu %!@&?"
*or hemd, or better yet rock
or if we are friends already maybe
"What are you suggesting? " (Didn't work, but I got a nice look 
)
Breakup:
(Probably)
"We need to talk."
"Nett schuh* mangel zu %!@&?"
*or hemd, or better yet rock
or if we are friends already maybe
"What are you suggesting?
" (Didn't work, but I got a nice look )Breakup:
(Probably)
"We need to talk."
Redneck walks into a urban bar, and starts up with a girl:
"Hey pretty thang, come here often?"
"Back off bubba, I'm a lesbian!"
"Well darling, whats that mean?"
"That means I like woman"
"Well ain't that a coincidence, I guess I'm a lesbian also!!!!"
"Hey pretty thang, come here often?"
"Back off bubba, I'm a lesbian!"
"Well darling, whats that mean?"
"That means I like woman"
"Well ain't that a coincidence, I guess I'm a lesbian also!!!!"
If I were a chick I'd be all over that.page said:Pick up - " Wanna touch this babe cause im on FIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
" Yeah , Im in a band, I play the bass cause I like to THUMP and BUMP!"
Like stink on rice.
I have you all beat for pick up lines, my personal favorite
Hey you know you really remind me of KFC
Oh yeah, why?
Cause when im done with your breast's and theighs all that will be left is a dirty box
ZING!
Hey you know you really remind me of KFC
Oh yeah, why?
Cause when im done with your breast's and theighs all that will be left is a dirty box
ZING!
This is what Maddox has to say 
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide said:
Indeed!
Lots of cold, cold hearts here!
I'm going back to the puppy thread where only the noses are cold.
Mike
P.S. The best pickup line is, "Excuse me Ms., did you just drop these DiMarzios?"
Lots of cold, cold hearts here!
I'm going back to the puppy thread where only the noses are cold.
Mike
P.S. The best pickup line is, "Excuse me Ms., did you just drop these DiMarzios?"
peteroberts said:with lines like that, I'm guessing all y'all are still single
That's what I'm thinking.
Best one that I've come across:
Me- "Ugh, I'm really drunk right now.'"
Her - "Me too!"
Me - "Imagine that. What you drinking?"
Conversation follows. Works best at parties. Which, y'know, as a college student, happens frequently.
Also, men, carry a pack of cigarettes and a lighter around with you, even if you don't smoke. That'll get you farther than any imaginative opening line ever will.
Brendan said:
guys like you are called "that stupid guy who keeps giving me cigarettes thinking he'll get somewhere"
"Hey, whaddaya say we go for a pizza, then screw?"
(girl smacks guy)
"What, you don't like pizza?"
oldie but goodie...
(girl smacks guy)
"What, you don't like pizza?"
oldie but goodie...
Gia said:guys like you are called "that stupid guy who keeps giving me cigarettes thinking he'll get somewhere"
Thats why only the first two are free. If I'm not getting anywhere, I'm at least turning a profit. Either way, I win.
