fEARful is on thread #10, which must be a record for TalkBass. In celebration of this landmark, I present the Ten Commandments of fEARful.
One. Thou shall have no other cabs before me.
Two. Thou shall not build carved images in my name and call them fEARful.
Three. Thou shall not blaspheme fEARful by adorning this sacred name on any cab not fully compliant with Official Specifications.
Four. For bass players, every day you play is holy so I command you to perpetually worship the sonic propulsion of low tone by never ever using any cab but a fEARful.
Five. Honor your father fEARful (15/6/1) and mother fEARful (12/6/1), for these formats are progenitors of diverse fEARchildren used throughout bassdom.
Six. Thou shall not kill fEARful Official Specifications with bastardized form factors such as round ports in lieu of the sacred full-shelf port. Beware false prophets who proclaim the virtue of a grill covering the entire front side of a cab to keep the critters out; they will lead you astray.
Seven. Thou shall not commit adultery by posting positive comments on TalkBass about a nEarful, for verily it is an unspeakable sin to deprive a single soul the superior audio performance of a fEARful (see Commandment Nine).
Eight. Thou shall not steal. Its only a fEARful if it precisely follows every specification. (Older fEARful models built with retired specifications or out-of-production components are exempt from this commandment.)
Nine. Thou shall not bear false witness by claiming a nEarful sounds the same as a fEARful. Verily, while such claims are true to the naked ear (especially for drinkers, smokers, and pill-popping dancers rockin out in a slammin loud nightclub), verification may be possible by professional audio experts operating in a state-of-the-art mastering studio.
Ten. Thou shall not covet professionally built nEarfuls, such as by Low Down Sound, BEARFACED Cabs, LoPHAT, or Avatar. Whilst these quality products may offer a superior appearance to the rugged aura of most home-built cabs, I command you to remember always: nothing beats a self-built fEARful (see Commandment Nine).
One. Thou shall have no other cabs before me.
Two. Thou shall not build carved images in my name and call them fEARful.
Three. Thou shall not blaspheme fEARful by adorning this sacred name on any cab not fully compliant with Official Specifications.
Four. For bass players, every day you play is holy so I command you to perpetually worship the sonic propulsion of low tone by never ever using any cab but a fEARful.
Five. Honor your father fEARful (15/6/1) and mother fEARful (12/6/1), for these formats are progenitors of diverse fEARchildren used throughout bassdom.
Six. Thou shall not kill fEARful Official Specifications with bastardized form factors such as round ports in lieu of the sacred full-shelf port. Beware false prophets who proclaim the virtue of a grill covering the entire front side of a cab to keep the critters out; they will lead you astray.
Seven. Thou shall not commit adultery by posting positive comments on TalkBass about a nEarful, for verily it is an unspeakable sin to deprive a single soul the superior audio performance of a fEARful (see Commandment Nine).
Eight. Thou shall not steal. Its only a fEARful if it precisely follows every specification. (Older fEARful models built with retired specifications or out-of-production components are exempt from this commandment.)
Nine. Thou shall not bear false witness by claiming a nEarful sounds the same as a fEARful. Verily, while such claims are true to the naked ear (especially for drinkers, smokers, and pill-popping dancers rockin out in a slammin loud nightclub), verification may be possible by professional audio experts operating in a state-of-the-art mastering studio.
Ten. Thou shall not covet professionally built nEarfuls, such as by Low Down Sound, BEARFACED Cabs, LoPHAT, or Avatar. Whilst these quality products may offer a superior appearance to the rugged aura of most home-built cabs, I command you to remember always: nothing beats a self-built fEARful (see Commandment Nine).
