Sadly, I cannot contribute here, as I sold my FCS a few years back.
However, I'm going to post an OFFICIAL FCS Joke authorized (I hope) by Andy Mooney:
A guy doesn't feel well, so of course he sees his Doctor.
"Get these tests & call me in the morning" he's told.
When he calls, the Doctor says:
"Well, I have good news & bad news."
"OMG, tell me the bad news first" guy says.
" Well, I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do for you, you'll probably be dead by lunchtime."
" OMG-Wwwwwell. then whats the GOOD news?" guy says.
Doctor:
"I got an E-mail from FCS- They finished my NOS Precision and will ship today!"
OK, I'm leaving....
