Funniest Quote Ever In Rock

[the-lizard-king]

Bob Dylan was doing a concert organised by George Harrison. Harrison asked Dylan to play 'Blowin in the wind', to which Dylan replied "Are you going to sing Love Me Do?"

Ozzy Osbourne: "I'll tell how bad I was as a burgler, I used fingerless gloves"

 

[MM]

"That'll go over like a lead balloon." - Keith Moon. Upon hearing about the reformation of the Yardbirds. Subsequently, Jimmy Paige decided to call the new band Led Zeppelin instead.

 

[PuNk BaSSisT]

"How many beers do you think I can drink in a half hour?" - Fieldy

 

[brewer9]

"Don't mistake lack of talent for genius"

 

[Bill Brasky]

Functionless art is simply tolerated vandalism. We are the vandals. (Type O Negative)

 

[SlappinDaBass]

"Go home, all you sleepy bastards!"-Greg Graffin (Bad Religion) Said after a concert.

 

[PanteraFan]

Wayne's World 2:

Wayne: "So this is Piccadilly Circus."

Garth: "What a ****ty Circus!"

 

[sn0wblind]

Dave Mustaine on what GLAM means to him: Gay L.A. Music...... hahahaha

Here's another one by the grand poobah of Thrash,
(I dont remember it too well): "you gotta have balls to be in a rock band, If they didnt they'd be called Men At Work" HAHAHAHAHAHA


I doubt if this is even close to what he said, but I know for sure he was making a bigger joke out ot "Men at work" hahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!1

 

[Angus]

Originally posted by sn0wblind
Dave Mustaine on what GLAM means to him: Gay L.A. Music...... hahahaha

That's really not funny at all.

 

[Aaron]

how about mick jagger at altomont, "Please people!!! stop hurting each other." that was hopeless. zappa has a bunch of great songs, his lyrics are great too.
i know, "I am the greatest bass player ever"
-jaco, just kidding, he could back it up.
there have been a lot of quotes similar to, "Can you hear this guitar out there? I can't because we have one cr*ppy-*ss soundman."

 

[*ToNeS*]

"AAARRRGGH OOOOOHHHHH .. MY GOD, THE PAIN IS INCREDIBLE!!!! PUTITOUT PUTITOUT PUTITOUT !!!!!!"

our guitarist set himself on fire once.

 

[Angus]

Originally posted by PuNk BaSSisT
"How many beers do you think I can drink in a half hour?" - Fieldy

Originally posted by brewer9
"Don't mistake lack of talent for genius"

And appropriately, one after another! The quote by Fieldy is probably the most unfunny quote I've ever seen, too!

 

[the-lizard-king]

LOL!!! Tones, that is so funny!

"You didnt come here to see a rock band did you? You came here to see something bigger then you've ever seen before didnt you? You came here to see my cock. Well Im gonna show it to ya!" -Jim Morrison.
Jim

 

[*ToNeS*]

hahahahaha jim morrison rules !!! best one so far right there, lizard dude

 

[TheFrizzleFry]

Originally posted by *ToNeS*
"AAARRRGGH OOOOOHHHHH .. MY GOD, THE PAIN IS INCREDIBLE!!!! PUTITOUT PUTITOUT PUTITOUT !!!!!!"

Hey man, that **** ain't cool! My friend (surprisingly a guitarist as well) and myself were in his backroom setting stuff on fire w/ zippo fluid. So I put a big ol' puddle in my crotch. Doesn't bother you until it gets warm, then you gotta start putting it out. IT WOULDN'T GO OUT. So I'm flipping out and I ended up putting it out but I was practically punching myself in the crotch, THAT ****ING SUCKED!!!

 

[melvin]

Originally posted by duff_hodges
"Colonel Sanders kills millions of chickens every year so why do I get all the abuse for killing one!!!" Ozzy Osbourne

i believe alice cooper said that about when someone threw a chicken on stage and he threw it back and then the people at the concert threw parts of the chicken back. yes i am very learned from stuff on vh1.

i think anything from dave mustaine is pretty funny because he says stuff like "i went to the hospital and then i died" with no expression and its just funny (to me) for some reason

 

[Josh Ryan]

Originally posted by TheFrizzleFry


Hey man, that **** ain't cool! My friend (surprisingly a guitarist as well) and myself were in his backroom setting stuff on fire w/ zippo fluid. So I put a big ol' puddle in my crotch. Doesn't bother you until it gets warm, then you gotta start putting it out. IT WOULDN'T GO OUT. So I'm flipping out and I ended up putting it out but I was practically punching myself in the crotch, THAT ****ING SUCKED!!!

The universe's way of keeping you from having kids! just kidding.

 

[k-dawg]

Lick my lovepump
(Nigel Tunsfield, Spinal Tap)

Now we're bringing something out on tour with us thats going to bring out everything we've ever stood for and representd. I'm not alking about a giant F&*$ing toiletbowl or something ignorant like that
(#6, SlipKnot)

 

[k-dawg]

"You can tell rolling stone my last words were......I'm on drugs"

Russel hammond
Guitarist for still water (Almost famous)

 

[gruffpuppy]

Originally posted by duff_hodges
"Colonel Sanders kills millions of chickens every year so why do I get all the abuse for killing one!!!" Ozzy Osbourne

I think Alice Cooper was the one that said that.

Ozzy killed a dove and a bat, Alice killed the chicken.

Whoops looks like melvin all ready caught it.