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Funniest Quote Ever In Rock

#63
"You see theirs go ding ding ding dindindinding ding ding ding dindindinding... mine goes ding ding ding dindindin ding DING ding ding ding dindindinding...it's that little DING that makes it different..."

The ILLUSTROUS Vanilla (M)Ice on why his ripoff of Deacon's bassline on "Under Presssure" wasn't a ripoff...No sh*t Vanillo!!!!! The extra DING!!!! How could we forget THE DIIINNNGG!!!!

This is the kind of stuff that makes you laugh so fu***n´ hard you lose your breath and you roll over the floor. This is the ultimate STUPID quote. What else can you expect from that...that... thing???

DING IT! :D
 
#65
Trey Anastasio when playing a concert at Johnston State-
"What you don't know, is that we have a special affinity for Johnson State because we OWN Johnson State. And all of your tuitions are going right into our pockets. So you might as well just throw all your money up on stage right now! Cause we're gonna get it in the end, if you know what I mean. There's nothin' like gettin' it in the end... every once in a while."
 
#66
TheFrizzleFry said:
Hey man, that **** ain't cool! My friend (surprisingly a guitarist as well) and myself were in his backroom setting stuff on fire w/ zippo fluid. So I put a big ol' puddle in my crotch. Doesn't bother you until it gets warm, then you gotta start putting it out. IT WOULDN'T GO OUT. So I'm flipping out and I ended up putting it out but I was practically punching myself in the crotch, THAT ****ING SUCKED!!!
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I know I'm probably going to hell for this, but I laughed my a$$ off when I read this...:hiding:
 
#71
the thing is, they said it was an action figure, and I said to them "you gonna put a d!( on it?" He said no. I said "it's not gonna get much action then is it."
-Lemmy Kilmister in an interview about his Mcfarland action figure
 
#73
Press confrence upon the Beatles landing in NYC in Feb '64:

Question: "What is the secret to your success"?

John: I dunno.. If we did, we'd form another group and become managers".

Question: "Do you plan on getting hair cuts while you're here"?

George: "I had one yesterday"

Question: "How do you like Beethoven"?

Ringo: "I love him.. especially his poems"
 
#75
I always liked:

Jimmy Page, on his fingerpicking style, as told in Conversations with Forty Great Guitar Players in 1992

“My fingerpicking is sort of a cross between Pete Seeger, Earl Scruggs and total incompetence.”
 
#76
"You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians."
David Lee Roth


"I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine."
Johnny Rotten

“You'll get one number and one number only, 'cause I'm a lazy bastard!”
Johnny Rotten

“Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. I can't see that as solving the world's problems. He's crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace.”
Johnny Rotten
 

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