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Funniest Quote Ever In Rock
- Thread starter JWC
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Fashion tips from Jon Bon Jovi;
"I'd still be wearing pointy-toed boots with Cuban heels, but all the girls say 'Don't embarass yourself-take the f*cking boots off!', so I took them off".
Noel Gallagher on Liam's song writing:
"He's not as good as John Lennon. He's not even as good as Jack Lemmon. He's not in Lennon's class. Only I am cpapble of that."
"I'd still be wearing pointy-toed boots with Cuban heels, but all the girls say 'Don't embarass yourself-take the f*cking boots off!', so I took them off".
Noel Gallagher on Liam's song writing:
"He's not as good as John Lennon. He's not even as good as Jack Lemmon. He's not in Lennon's class. Only I am cpapble of that."
Brain Molko from Placebo said
"Drugs are a big part of music. The Beatles were so high they even let Ringo sing."
"Drugs are a big part of music. The Beatles were so high they even let Ringo sing."
When Davey Havok was asked about playing sports he said, " I wear lipstick and eyeliner, does it look like i play football?" (or something to that effect).
"... and on guitar, Alex. a mutant prototype never intended for mass production - too weird to live, and too rare to die."
~ Tobes, introducing Clear Air Turbulence at metal night at the Espy
~ Tobes, introducing Clear Air Turbulence at metal night at the Espy
Not funny but cool
"I am a golden God!!!!!!!"
Robert Plant
and
"The Sex Pistols aren't into music, we're into chaos!"
I think it was Johnny Rotten who said it...
"I am a golden God!!!!!!!"
Robert Plant
and
"The Sex Pistols aren't into music, we're into chaos!"
I think it was Johnny Rotten who said it...
i didnt think anybody in thier right mind would even say they seen that movie if you call that one
"Hey man, that **** ain't cool! My friend (surprisingly a guitarist as well) and myself were in his backroom setting stuff on fire w/ zippo fluid. So I put a big ol' puddle in my crotch. Doesn't bother you until it gets warm, then you gotta start putting it out. IT WOULDN'T GO OUT. So I'm flipping out and I ended up putting it out but I was practically punching myself in the crotch, THAT ****ING SUCKED!!!"
"tragedy + time = comedy" (not sure who said it.)
perhaps it has been long enough, but I have done alot of stupid things in my 26 years of life, that make me laugh now.
"tragedy + time = comedy" (not sure who said it.)
perhaps it has been long enough, but I have done alot of stupid things in my 26 years of life, that make me laugh now.
"Who's gonna get up here and give my ass some lovin'?" -Jim Morrison
"as long as it feels good and it grooves, the notes dont matter"(or something to that effect)-fieldy
One is pretty cool if you have ever seen the videotape of it and one is ignorant. Can you figure out which is which?
"as long as it feels good and it grooves, the notes dont matter"(or something to that effect)-fieldy
One is pretty cool if you have ever seen the videotape of it and one is ignorant. Can you figure out which is which?
Hmm, why did you put these two together. Well I must say I'm honored... and by honored I mean horribly wounded. I hope my genitals still work.
why in the HELL would you set your crotch on fire?!?! That has to be the dumbest thing anyone has ever done......no offense.
