Funny Town Names

[Atoz]

Big Bone Lick, Kentucky

Big Beaver Lick, Kentucky

I'm not kidding.

 

[Oxblood]

Big Bone Lick, Kentucky

Big Beaver Lick, Kentucky

I'm not kidding.

LMAO!

 

[BartmanPDX]

Big Bone Lick, Kentucky

Big Beaver Lick, Kentucky

I'm not kidding.

THAT's funny.


There's a town near Portland called Boring, Oregon.

 

[Gard]

Two Egg, FL (...no yolk)
Yeehaw Junction, FL (seriously...right on the FL Turnpike, south of Orlando)
La Place, LA (yeah, it translates to...you guessed it: The Place!)
Grosse Tete, LA (...er...BIGGUNS!!!)
Baton Rouge, LA (Red Stick??? )

 

[DrMWP]

Tightwad, MO

They have a bank..... You guessed it the Tightwad State Bank

 

[smidgley]

Well, there's this charming little place...

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[dangnewt]

Don't forget Dildo in Norway or F*****g in Austria!

It was bad enough that we can't win international basketball competitions anymore. Now, we are running third to Austria and Norway??????????????????

I can't believe I had three Austrian au pairs and none of them told me about that town!

 

[dangnewt]

Well, there's this charming little place...

Ya gotta love the truth in advertising.

We have a Littleton and a Plainville in Mass. that pretty much live up to their billing.

 

[dangnewt]

Tightwad, MO

They have a bank..... You guessed it the Tightwad State Bank

I think my father-in-law was born there.

 

[MJ5150]

mechanicville, ny...

We have a Mechanicsburg in Pennsylvania. Two of them as a matter of fact, one on each side of the state.

I have been to all of the following cities that I find to have funny names.

Paha, Washington. Say it out loud, and you'll start laughing. It is pronounced pah-hah.
George, Washington
Tillicum, Washington
Hungry Horse, Montana
Nawlins, Louisiana
Sedro Woolley, Washington
Dick, Colorado
Hygiene, Colorado
Coupon, Pennsylvania
Munster, PA
Chikaree, PA

-Mike

 

[Mark Wilson]

Dildo is actually in Newfoundland, Canada too.
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-Mark

 

[dangnewt]

California,PA and Florida, NY. Guess they're not that funny, but it's humorous to me.

We have -

Peru, Holland and Wales, Mass.

I always liked Rome, NY for a little international flavor.

 

[jrthebassguy]

There is a town in Europe somewhere... It's called called the F word.

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[smidgley]

Lowell visited some funny-named towns -

I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah

 

[fourstringdrums]

I think there's a Flat Lick, KY and a Blue Ball, PA.

Some more are:

Gay Head, MA
Bastard (Norway)
Batman (South East Turkey)
Bald Knob, AR
Assawoman, VA
Bloody Dick, MT
Big Ugly, WV
Boring, OR
Buck Snort, TN
Cockburn (Australia)
Cocksgag, OH
Conception Junction, MO
Dikpoopie (India)
Ding Dong, TX
Fingringhoe (UK)
Frog Suck, WY

 

[scottbass]

What Cheer, Iowa

 

[Robert B]

Peculiar, MO

 

[kobass]

Athol, MA

 

[JahNissi]

Moonshine, Illinois. Got the worlds best hamburgers too.

 

[fourstringdrums]

Athol, MA

Athol is the next town over from me I don't find the name really that funny. Orange (the town next to that) is a stranger name I think.