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Future Impact now available!! WAS: deep impact reissue!!! interested?

What I really want to know is ...

Can the FI replicate the sound of a taco being bitten into? If so, are we talking first bite? Second? Can it do more than one bite at all? Can you hear the difference in the FI's taco replication between the taco crunch with the undercurrent of lettuce crunch? What about sour cream? I like LOTS OF SOUR CREAM! I want to be able to hear that extra sour cream mush up with the guacamole and subtle crunch of the cilantro and onion in the salsa...

Can the FI do ALL that?

I need a Taco sampler right now — pulled-pork taco, refried bean taco, carne asada taco, breakfast burrito ...
 
What I really want to know is ...

Can the FI replicate the sound of a taco being bitten into? If so, are we talking first bite? Second? Can it do more than one bite at all? Can you hear the difference in the FI's taco replication between the taco crunch with the undercurrent of lettuce crunch? What about sour cream? I like LOTS OF SOUR CREAM! I want to be able to hear that extra sour cream mush up with the guacamole and subtle crunch of the cilantro and onion in the salsa...

Can the FI do ALL that?

I need a Taco sampler right now — pulled-pork taco, refried bean taco, carne asada taco, breakfast burrito ...

Burrito? Is that brown note territory?
 
Pretty sure @lokki just dropped a steaming pile of troll on this thread when he made that claim.

If you follow the whole thread lokki seems pretty legit. If he's trolling then there's a 95% chance this whole thing is a troll.
 
If you follow the whole thread lokki seems pretty legit. If he's trolling then there's a 95% chance this whole thing is a troll.
That may be the case but if it was true that this was all one magnificent troll, it would be EPIC, hilarious, and gut wrenchingly rage inducing all at the same time. I'd still buy one though...just because...you gotta have a back up for the real deal. Amiright? AMIRIGHT??!?!?
 
You would keep the more advanced and fully featured Future Impact as a back-up to the "real deal"?

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If had bought a Deep Impact I would have sold it to a Muse fan by now. I am more interested in the Future Impact as a new bass synth pedal and less as an heir to the Deep Impact legacy. It looks promising but you're right, it could be all sizzle and no steak. But if it is a flop maybe that checks off one of the boxes for a worthy Deep Impact successor.

Edit: just sayin'