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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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you do closed caption gigs? I am so there, this I have to see.

All the young hot Italian guys in Milan ride Ducati.
OK, Country Club.(I abbreviate on my calendar[paper thing on wall]as Martin Downs Country Club)
Neither young nor hot* and more Irish/Scot. Haven't seen a Ducati in many years.

*except on the outdoor gig
 
A belated roll call. ... ...
What say ye, GOF's? What are you up to this weekend?


Whew! A whirlwind trip back to the old hometown of Mrs. Dog & I today, visiting as many friends and family as we could before coming back to home, sweet retirement home. Good visits, but good to be back home!

Got my regular church gig tomorrow morning playing Contemporary Christian in the first service and old-time hymns in the second service. The best of both worlds, always uplifting!

Next weekend we just gotta go get some more baby snuggles from the new 4-month-old living a few hours away!! After all, it's almost a whole month since the last snuggles, and he's ballooning up into his 9-12 months clothes already! He's displaced the recent 4-year-old birthday boy as the baby of the family, who is rapidly replacing his soon-to-be 7-year-old sister as the most precocious of the family. Ah, but there's the absolutely darling 12-year-old granddaughter, who her mother says is already showing surly signs of teenagerdom, though we haven't seen it yet. Then there's the three teenage boys, high school soph, junior and senior, who all believe they already know everything worth knowing! They don't even listen to their 25-year-old college grad cousin who is just now really learning her way in the real world. Usually only get to see one, or two at a time, here or there. But Christmas sometimes four to six, sometimes! Keeps us young . . . -ish! :woot:
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I find that good help is hard to find. Consultants, who are very well paid, are often ill equipped from a practical standpoint and require a lot of supervision.

And no doubt blissfully unaware my title upon my retirement was "consultant". It's a long road from green reporter to newspaper consultant, and not one I'd travel again. Now it just so happens that I was very recently asked in a serious setting just what a newspaper consultant is and all I think needs be said is the paper always went to press on my watch. What is in the paper is another matter (bird cage liner, it's held by some).
 
And no doubt blissfully unaware my title upon my retirement was "consultant". It's a long road from green reporter to newspaper consultant, and not one I'd travel again. Now it just so happens that I was very recently asked in a serious setting just what a newspaper consultant is and all I think needs be said is the paper always went to press on my watch. What is in the paper is another matter (bird cage liner, it's held by some).
And indeed we use a lot of it for lining cages, which is about what the local comic is good for. I had an editor tell me in all seriousness that copy editors are obsolete.
 
I thought the Coast Guard mission looked great...but that unofficial second motto scared the dog out of me.

I know the official motto was semper paratus (always ready), but I don't know the unofficial second motto that you refer to...

The reason I joined was that they have a peace-time mission instead of always playing war games. I also wanted a wider training and experience in electronic repair vs. being trained on one specific piece of gear as in larger military services.
 
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And no doubt blissfully unaware my title upon my retirement was "consultant". It's a long road from green reporter to newspaper consultant, and not one I'd travel again. Now it just so happens that I was very recently asked in a serious setting just what a newspaper consultant is and all I think needs be said is the paper always went to press on my watch. What is in the paper is another matter (bird cage liner, it's held by some).

In my case, when a company has a technical problem, they might ask me to take a look and see if I can recommend a better approach, or undertake to solve the problem. It's relatively small scale.

When a company or government entity has a major project, they will contract a large consulting company to supply workers to implement it. They keep the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing. This is big money. It can be frustrating dealing with these workers. Lying. Missed deadlines. Submitting poor quality work that does not meet the specs when tested. Using every trick in the book to get away with whatever they can. People being assigned to a group, spending months in training, then going on sick leave or being unable to perform the job in the end. More delays.

I won't go into detail. As an example, one project that I'm aware of had a total budget of $75 million. With cost overruns and missed deadlines, that has climbed to $1.1 billion. It was a mess when it went live causing serious damage to databases. Another major project with thousands of workers was needed just to fix that problem, another budget. Those in charge now want to scrap the entire system, start over, and replace it with another one. It's taxpayer money.
 
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In my case, when a company has a technical problem, they might ask me to take a look and see if I can recommend a different or better approach, or undertake to solve the problem. It's relatively small scale.

When a company or government entity has a major project, they will contract a large consulting company to supply workers to implement it. This is big money. It can be frustrating dealing with these workers. Lying. Missed deadlines. Submitting poor quality work that does not meet the specs when tested. Using every trick in the book to get away with whatever they can. People being assigned to a group, spending months in training, then going on sick leave or being unable to perform the job in the end. More delays.

I won't go into detail. As an example, one project that I'm aware of had a total budget of $75 million. With cost overruns and missed deadlines, that has climbed to $1.1 billion. It was a mess when it went live causing serious damage to databases. Another major project with thousands of workers was needed just to fix that problem, another budget. Those in charge now want to scrap the system, start over, and replace it with another one. It taxpayer money.

:rollno: Anymore, it seems that government functions to make it more difficult to conduct business and waste money. It has probably been functioning like this longer than I have been around...
 
:rollno: Anymore, it seems that government functions to make it more difficult to conduct business and waste money. It has probably been functioning like this longer than I have been around...

The scale is getting larger and larger. The Apollo mission costed $28 billion to put men on the moon in the 60's. Imagine what a similar project would cost today.
 
The scale is getting larger and larger. The Apollo mission costed $28 billion to put men on the moon in the 60's. Imagine what a similar project would cost today.

I was so tuned-in to the space program when I was a young lad. I was unaware of the total cost of the Apollo program. I couldn't even guess at what it would cost these days!
 
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