Nah, winter hasn't arrived just yet.Has hell frozen over while I was watching the hurricane?
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Nah, winter hasn't arrived just yet.Has hell frozen over while I was watching the hurricane?
OK, Country Club.(I abbreviate on my calendar[paper thing on wall]as Martin Downs Country Club)you do closed caption gigs? I am so there, this I have to see.
All the young hot Italian guys in Milan ride Ducati.
A belated roll call. ... ...
What say ye, GOF's? What are you up to this weekend?

Well seasoned, at any rate!It's a better grade of insanity.
Mostly salty, we thinks...Well seasoned, at any rate!
I find that good help is hard to find. Consultants, who are very well paid, are often ill equipped from a practical standpoint and require a lot of supervision.
Ahem...the Law of the Sea requires me to take umbrage, if I knew what umbrage was. I was a MARINE, madam...the sailors are the ones with the cute scarves and silly pants.All this sailor talk and me with no spinach.
And indeed we use a lot of it for lining cages, which is about what the local comic is good for. I had an editor tell me in all seriousness that copy editors are obsolete.And no doubt blissfully unaware my title upon my retirement was "consultant". It's a long road from green reporter to newspaper consultant, and not one I'd travel again. Now it just so happens that I was very recently asked in a serious setting just what a newspaper consultant is and all I think needs be said is the paper always went to press on my watch. What is in the paper is another matter (bird cage liner, it's held by some).
I thought the Coast Guard mission looked great...but that unofficial second motto scared the dog out of me.I'm ex-Coast Guard but made sure that I got stationed on good old terra firma. The Navy squids called us "shallow-water sailors".![]()
I thought the Coast Guard mission looked great...but that unofficial second motto scared the dog out of me.
And no doubt blissfully unaware my title upon my retirement was "consultant". It's a long road from green reporter to newspaper consultant, and not one I'd travel again. Now it just so happens that I was very recently asked in a serious setting just what a newspaper consultant is and all I think needs be said is the paper always went to press on my watch. What is in the paper is another matter (bird cage liner, it's held by some).
In my case, when a company has a technical problem, they might ask me to take a look and see if I can recommend a different or better approach, or undertake to solve the problem. It's relatively small scale.
When a company or government entity has a major project, they will contract a large consulting company to supply workers to implement it. This is big money. It can be frustrating dealing with these workers. Lying. Missed deadlines. Submitting poor quality work that does not meet the specs when tested. Using every trick in the book to get away with whatever they can. People being assigned to a group, spending months in training, then going on sick leave or being unable to perform the job in the end. More delays.
I won't go into detail. As an example, one project that I'm aware of had a total budget of $75 million. With cost overruns and missed deadlines, that has climbed to $1.1 billion. It was a mess when it went live causing serious damage to databases. Another major project with thousands of workers was needed just to fix that problem, another budget. Those in charge now want to scrap the system, start over, and replace it with another one. It taxpayer money.
Anymore, it seems that government functions to make it more difficult to conduct business and waste money. It has probably been functioning like this longer than I have been around...Anymore, it seems that government functions to make it more difficult to conduct business and waste money. It has probably been functioning like this longer than I have been around...
Anymore, it seems that government functions to make it more difficult to conduct business and waste money. It has probably been functioning like this longer than I have been around...
The scale is getting larger and larger. The Apollo mission costed $28 billion to put men on the moon in the 60's. Imagine what a similar project would cost today.
Wonder what the cost overrun was on the pyramids?
Betcha the contractors were raking off though.Slave labor helped them keep costs down.