Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[blowinblue]

Re-post from page #89 of this thread. Mix, drink, sit down, hold on, repeat. Have spouse or friend drive you to clinic. That was easy.

M. M.

 

[/\/\3phist0]

Poop-talker?

When I was a kid my older and wiser brother got into the "chocolate" in the bathroom, I did not partake of this. New slogan for "Ex Lax": No pain, no strain, just sit and drain.

this is CERTAINLY an exception to the "pics or it didn't happen" rule

 

[/\/\3phist0]

A Buster-Buster?

or new model name "the Buttster"

 

[dieselman]

In other threads there are Photos of Basses, Amps and cabs. In GOF we have Bowel movement Elixers.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

Don't even ask about my bidet!

 

[/\/\3phist0]

In other threads there are Photos of Basses, Amps and cabs. In GOF we have Bowel movement Elixers.

this loosens my bowels:

 

[agedhorse]

Don't even ask about my bidet!

Hope it doesn't have the pressure washer option

 

[B-string]

Re-post from page #89 of this thread. Mix, drink, sit down, hold on, repeat. Have spouse or friend drive you to clinic. That was easy.

M. M.

Exact stuff they have for me to "experience". It sits there with an evil grin on its box.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

Hope it doesn't have the pressure washer option

 

[BassmanPaul]

Don't even ask about my bidet!

I was an adult before I learned what a Bidet was. My father always called them a "fanny flusher". I have yet to experience using one.

 

[dieselman]

Please! Don't start now!

 

[B-string]

Bidet? Is that one of those oversized drinking fountains that are really low to the ground?

 

[Ajapses]

Yeah. Tried it once, but it's harder to use than a garden hose.

 

[1bassplayinfool]

Relax you are going to feel some pressure....

 

[agedhorse]

Isn't that what the cat said to the mouse?

 

[2milehighspike]

YOU guys are GROSS!!!!

 

[alaskaleftybass]

YOU guys are GROSS!!!!

And yet here you are!

 

[Jeff Scott]

YOU guys are GROSS!!!!

And yet here you are!

 

[Kirk Bryant]

Sometimes this place just gives me fits. I feel like I just got done chewing out a bunch of kids messing up the place. Is this joint going to heck in a hand basket or is it just me? So the kids just discovered the new 1000 watt Nobel Dclass amp (with the new Nobel Preamp) and it's like a pack of vultures descends to give their peanut gallery opinions without giving the thing a good look or ask an intelligent question or two before dissing it. The clips of his pre are great. I was one of the first to criticize his price increase and he (owner Jack Roan) showed up to explain and defend the move and not only convinced me it was a sound move but made me want one even more. His candor was refreshingly straightforward and impressive for a new member. I've gotten pretty good at ignoring what I consider superfluous threads but sometimes stuff just frys my can. ........ok Kirk just relax..... Step away from the ledge....
Thanks I feel better now.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

Sometimes this place just gives me fits. I feel like I just got done chewing out a bunch of kids messing up the place. Is this joint going to heck in a hand basket or is it just me? So the kids just discovered the new 1000 watt Nobel Dclass amp (with the new Nobel Preamp) and it's like a pack of vultures descends to give their peanut gallery opinions without giving the thing a good look or ask an intelligent question or two before dissing it. The clips of his pre are great. I was one of the first to criticize his price increase and he (owner Jack Roan) showed up to explain and defend the move and not only convinced me it was a sound move but made me want one even more. His candor was refreshingly straightforward and impressive for a new member. I've gotten pretty good at ignoring what I consider superfluous threads but sometimes stuff just frys my can. ........ok Kirk just relax..... Step away from the ledge....
Thanks I feel better now.

Some of the young 'uns really fancy themselves experts in equipment and the art of debate LOL.
I've noticed that almost whatever you post outside of a couple threads, there's always someone there to debase your opinion or product, and what's so funny is half the time they never bother to read the whole thread!
At least we have our lawns!