Old Fart of the Month, when do the polls close? Where did I put my spectacles?
There are so many during the day, it’s hard to remember at the end of the month which fart (post) was the best.
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Old Fart of the Month, when do the polls close? Where did I put my spectacles?
I unapologetically confess to being a bit of a ferroequinologist(train nut).Obviously not a "new" song as "The Katy"(Missouri, Kansas, and Texas)Railroad merged with the Missouri Pacific RR in 1988, well after Amtrak took over all passenger train service in 1971.
So many great songs referencing railroads that no longer exist by their well-known names.
But carefullyI've never won fart of the month.
Time for a new strategy.
Fart harder !
Old Fart of the Month, when do the polls close?
Where did I put my spectacles?
So that's why they make brown boxers !But carefully![]()

Anybody here live in a Sir Edwin Lutyens home?
Gwendolyn, you do, right?
I unapologetically confess to being a bit of a ferroequinologist(train nut).
I've been amused by the railroad references in "The Doobie Brothers" Long Train Runnin'. They mention the Illinois Central-actual rr-and "the Southern Central freight", an obscure line in NY that operated from ~1865-1895.
Say Beans, there are a couple serious rail fans over on The Last Bass Outpost. Might be glad to hear from you.My grandfather was a railway man, plumber on steam engines. His father was a conductor, I have the pocket watch that he used to keep the train on schedule.
There was a real big steam engine in a park when I was a kid. I watched as they laid down track and drove it to it's final resting place. Back then, they allowed folks to climb all over it, up and down the ladders, work the leavers, even the glass steam gauges remained intact. Fat chance of allowing that today.
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It's great these tunes are being remembered...many of today's bass players weren't even born when these were hits!
Most of the display engines are fenced in for protection of-and from-the people. And many have been so vandalized[taggers, etc]as to be eyesores.My grandfather was a railway man, plumber on steam engines. His father was a conductor, I have the pocket watch that he used to keep the train on schedule.
There was a real big steam engine in a park when I was a kid. I watched as they laid down track and drove it to it's final resting place. Back then, they allowed folks to climb all over it, up and down the ladders, work the leavers, even the glass steam gauges remained intact. Fat chance of allowing that today.
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Here's a thought: a version of "Name That Tune" from the bass line only. Most of today's tunes are 1/8th* notes on the root. "uhhh, any one of some 250** songs?" Then there's "Knock On Wood" for example; or "She's Not There"or "We Gotta Get Outta This Place"So many of those songs had distinctive bass parts which identified them. You could hear just a bit and recognize the song from the bass line.
Here's a thought: a version of "Name That Tune" from the bass line only. Most of today's tunes are 1/8th* notes on the root. "uhhh, any one of some 250 songs?" Then there's "Knock On Wood" for example; or "She's Not There"or "We Gotta Get Outta This Place"
*or 1/16th or 1/32nd, etc
I used to have my maternal Grandfather's railroad watch; my nephew has it, these days!My grandfather was a railway man, plumber on steam engines. His father was a conductor, I have the pocket watch that he used to keep the train on schedule.
There was a real big steam engine in a park when I was a kid. I watched as they laid down track and drove it to it's final resting place. Back then, they allowed folks to climb all over it, up and down the ladders, work the leavers, even the glass steam gauges remained intact. Fat chance of allowing that today.
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