Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[Tom Bomb]

I'm proud to be an onion man … Just for a spell.

"'Live music is better' bumper stickers should be issued."​

 

[Fat Freddy]

"'Live music is better' bumper stickers should be issued."

Who to?.....

 

[Fat Freddy]

I'm proud to be an onion man … Just for a spell.

"'Live music is better' bumper stickers should be issued."​

It'll end in tears.....

 

[Tom Bomb]

Who to?.....

Beats me.

 

[G-Dog]

Relativity can be confusing. Of two sisters, one is younger than the other, even if they were twins. Paul could have been younger than his two sisters. Or he could have been the most spoiled child, which everyone called the baby.

Now it gets really complicated. If his two sisters were traveling in space at the speed of light for a round trip of ten years their time, When they returned to earth, Paul would be much older than both of them.

Whew! I knew I was missing something! Thanks G-Dog!

What?!? Don't drag me into this! I'm just on my way back from vacation. Haven't arrived home yet, but plan to write this when I get there. What's that limerick about relatives and arriving the previous day?

 

[beans-on-toast]

What?!? Don't drag me into this! I'm just on my way back from vacation. Haven't arrived home yet, but plan to write this when I get there. What's that limerick about relatives and arriving the previous day?

There was a drift in the ethernet when we were talking relativity.

 

[GwenOnBass]

I'm proud to be an onion man … Just for a spell.

"'Live music is better' bumper stickers should be issued."​

 

[GonePlaid]

I'm proud to be an onion man … Just for a spell.

"'Live music is better' bumper stickers should be issued."​

No. Required.

 

[Fat Freddy]

No. Required.

Yeah...but....Who by?.....

Blimey, hope you guys' stickers are better than your audience targeting abilities....

 

[Tom Bomb]

Who by?.....

Shirley?

​

 

[Haroldo]

Shirley?

​

Onions? Surely you meant bananas:

 

[Haroldo]

Shirley?

​

PS I found this ad truly unsettling. (I am nonetheless glad to be made aware of its existence.)

 

[Tom Bomb]

It IS isn't it.

 

[GwenOnBass]

?? I heard no pedal steel ?

 

[Tom Bomb]

Inexplicable.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I've had to go back on Fentanyl.....
Feeling extra "Old Farty"..........

BOLLOCKS!....

 

[GonePlaid]

I've had to go back on Fentanyl.....
Feeling extra "Old Farty"..........

BOLLOCKS!....

Sorry.

 

[GwenOnBass]

Seen worse

 

[GonePlaid]

A quick update on my new gigmobile. Drove it 2 days, Friday it took a . Now without it for 6 days, they're diagnosing it. Unknown when I'll get it back. Luckily, it's under warranty. Unluckily, it's not under my @$$.

 

[GwenOnBass]

A quick update on my new gigmobile. Drove it 2 days, Friday it took a . Now without it for 6 days, they're diagnosing it. Unknown when I'll get it back. Luckily, it's under warranty. Unluckily, it's not under my @$$.

What's going on out there?!