Talk about yer "fake fingering"

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Talk about yer "fake fingering"

A quick update on my new gigmobile. Drove it 2 days, Friday it took a. Now without it for 6 days, they're diagnosing it. Unknown when I'll get it back.
Luckily, it's under warranty. Unluckily, it's not under my @$$.

Yep!..If you're going to finger, do it right!.....Talk about yer "fake fingering"![]()

Having been a clarinet, flute, and sax player for many years, and having been in orchestras and being aware of correct positions, incorrectly posed photos amuse the hell outta me.
He had plenty of those, too, to contend with!I meant the pedals on the steel guitar appliance, but even more so, the knee levers.
His name is Dan Morris. I think, perhaps, that he had a (long diseased) relative with the first name of William.!!That steel player! It’s GEDDY!![]()
Did he die?....He had plenty of those, too, to contend with!
His name is Dan Morris. I think, perhaps, that he had a (long diseased) relative with the first name of William.

Dan, or William?Did he die?....![]()
A quick update on my new gigmobile. Drove it 2 days, Friday it took a. Now without it for 6 days, they're diagnosing it. Unknown when I'll get it back.
Luckily, it's under warranty. Unluckily, it's not under my @$$.
William.....The long diseased one.....Dan, or William?
Okay. so this is another one of those favorite persons of Gwen's (the dead one - not Contessa!) from long a go.
William Morris.
William Morris - Wikipedia
Ok, this is officially my new favorite word. I am laughing like a lunatic at this right now.I'm squeezing this bitchwhistle as hard as I can...

A quick update on my new gigmobile. Drove it 2 days, Friday it took a. Now without it for 6 days, they're diagnosing it. Unknown when I'll get it back.
Luckily, it's under warranty. Unluckily, it's not under my @$$.
Dan, or William?
Okay. so this is another one of those favorite persons of Gwen's (the dead one - not Contessa!) from long a go.
William Morris.
William Morris - Wikipedia
No, not yet. FoMoCo's policy is to not give you a loaner 'til they diagnose the problem and how long it'll take to fix it.And here I thought I had all the bad luck! Hope they gave you a loaner...
Which may explain soprano playing Kenny G.I'm squeezing this bitchwhistle as hard as I can, to get the proper Vin Diesel bicep flex to promote my fledgling modeling career, and venting my anger over the dichotomy of a he-man like me being forced to pose with an alto sax, which, even though I obviously can't play, I know to be an inferior instrument, as real men only play tenor.........(maybe bari....)!!!
A particularly rare glimpse here into this clandestine cult of Morris …Another Morris that was a jazz cat
While I don't disagree, the car broke down Friday afternoon of a holiday weekend. The dealer it was taken to doesn't have qualified service men(unknown to me). Tuesday it went to the regional dealer that has Ford trained techs. They had 3 scheduled repairs ahead of me. As of yesterday(Thursday)afternoon, they were diagnosing the problem. Apparently my van has a gremlin(not AMC). I should get some sort of answer/time frame today. (?)Sorry to hear that. See the last paragraph in the link below.
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Maybe it wouldn’t hurt to give them a call to find out where you stand.
Diagnosing a problem for six days when it should take a couple of hours makes me wonder if the dealer is trying to run out the return time period clock in some way.
A particularly rare glimpse here into this clandestine cult of Morris …