Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[Bobhmcs]

Not sure where/if I fit in. Born a lefty, broke my left arm at 4.5, so started using my right and it became dominant. I still do a few things better with my left, including dealing cards-which usually warrants a few of these:.

Now my brother was a complete opposite. He shattered his right arm just before he started Kindergarten and was in a cast from his shoulder to his finger tips for almost 3 years. There was nothing the so called educators could do. He is a lefty to this day. Says it works to his benefit because lefty guitars have better deals.
Bob

 

[2tonic]

....... I have been using a nice nylon spatula that my son left here. The last time I went to use it, it had apparently been sucked into a transient black hole (the worst kind!).

Having a favourite spatula is a bit worrying in and of itself, no?

Couldn't resist!

 

[GwenOnBass]

We made all the way to Blues Monday

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[GwenOnBass]

Just to assure you I am not blowing smoke here is my ticket.
Bob
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Next I happen to be time traveling to those coordinates, I'll look you up. You'll recognize me by the secret code signal. I say

Waiting for the electrician?

and the response is

Or someone like him

 

[beans-on-toast]

Blues Monday

 

[beans-on-toast]

We made all the way to Blues Monday

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Black Sabbath channeling Alvin Lee.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Couldn't resist!

The video implies that spatula city is a good place to meet women. But they’re in such a frenzied state selecting spatulas that they clearly can’t be distracted.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Blues Monday Redux

 

[GonePlaid]

Submitted for your consideration on Blues Monday::

 

[spiritbass]

Couldn't resist!

That's pretty goofy! Was "UHF" a movie?

 

[ahc]

Did someone say Blues Monday?

 

[GonePlaid]

More horn band blues: Ambergris and Pig Iron were 2 of my favorite 70s horn bands that went nowhere.

 

[ahc]

Horn bands? Here's one that's, to me, been highly overlooked.

 

[Sbassman Scratch]

Just to assure you I am not blowing smoke here is my ticket.
Bob
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Who is that on the left above Hot Tuna?

 

[beans-on-toast]

The stock market is down today because of the Coronavirus. What twits.

Sales of Corona beer are way down. People don’t want to say, I’ll have a Carona.

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[5StringBlues]

We made all the way to Blues Monday

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Was there. All laughed heartily.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Horn bands? Here's one that's, to me, been highly overlooked.

Bill Champlin joined Chicago in 1981 and had a long run with them.

 

[2tonic]

That's pretty goofy! Was "UHF" a movie?

Yes. Weird Al Yankovic's first, came out about '89.
It was rather funny....campy, and purposely very bad.

 

[ahc]

Yes. Weird Al Yankovic's first, came out about '89.
It was rather funny....campy, and purposely very bad.

That sounds like it was inspired by 1974's "The Groove Tube". Here's a sample:

 

[the slug]

A club of four.

I started with lessons at a music school. The school apparently believed that everyone should play right handed. In orchestras, you couldn’t have fiddle, cello, and bass players bowing left handed, you could take an eye out. So they had a rule. There was no discussion, I did what I was told. I didn’t even know that there were left handed instruments till I saw the Beatles.

I do everything left except bass and guitar played viola starting in grade school. they would not teach me left handed so fretting with the left hand just made sense when I picked up bass