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What's your secret, other than no mask?
Opening my mouth and talking!

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What's your secret, other than no mask?

Opening my mouth and talking!![]()
I had one of those Hofner basses. It would have been around 1963/4. OK I was impressed by the Beatles. What was good enough for that Paul was good enough for this Paul.It was my second bass. It got stolen in Widnes Lancashire.
I have another one that came from somewhere. it's barely playable. The kids used to use it as a cricket bat! LOL
Yikes! That sux. As I've aged I've found that there are things I can't do any more. I don't do them.I'm extra grumpy today 'cos I fell over again!!
I was adjusting the garden lighting to shine on a naughty stone puppy who is sitting in a flower bed in the back yard. We wanted him to be lit at night. I leaned on a pile patio stones to reach his light. The stones moved and over I went. A tree branch suddenly jumped up and hit me on my forehead, another stone hit my left leg and I banged my right knee on yet another stone. I was not happy! All I could do was say 'Sh1t'!
Bah Humbug!!
I'm extra grumpy today 'cos I fell over again!!
I was adjusting the garden lighting to shine on a naughty stone puppy who is sitting in a flower bed in the back yard. We wanted him to be lit at night. I leaned on a pile patio stones to reach his light. The stones moved and over I went. A tree branch suddenly jumped up and hit me on my forehead, another stone hit my left leg and I banged my right knee on yet another stone. I was not happy! All I could do was say 'Sh1t'!
Bah Humbug!!
ProTip: Before putting the mask on, put a Listerine Strip in your mouth. Much less objectionable that way.I have a mask theory.
When you wear a mask, it gets wet, glasses fog up. Your mouth, tongue, cough and mucus is full of bacteria. Rather than exhaling it, the mask is supporting recycling bacteria and viruses back into you, concentrating them and raising their levels.
At some point, this is going to come back and bite the most vulnerable.
I have been paying at the pump for decades, now. I don't want to go inside. Looks like they and I are even-steven!When I buy gas, I wear a disposable glove and pay at the pump. They don’t want you inside.

I must be doing something wrong, then, as I have been occasionally needing to fill up the tank in my car.Very funny...Less Driving=Less Gas. Guess some things must be spelled out.
Did the same guy who stole Macca's steal yours, too?I had one of those Hofner basses. It would have been around 1963/4. OK I was impressed by the Beatles. What was good enough for that Paul was good enough for this Paul.It was my second bass. It got stolen in Widnes Lancashire.
Sorry to hear that, Paul, But, as I have always said (if I can actually remember that I've always said it), if you're going to do something, you may as well do a bang-up job of it.I'm extra grumpy today 'cos I fell over again!!
I was adjusting the garden lighting to shine on a naughty stone puppy who is sitting in a flower bed in the back yard. We wanted him to be lit at night. I leaned on a pile patio stones to reach his light. The stones moved and over I went. A tree branch suddenly jumped up and hit me on my forehead, another stone hit my left leg and I banged my right knee on yet another stone. I was not happy! All I could do was say 'Sh1t'!
Bah Humbug!!
I must be doing something wrong, then, as I have been occasionally needing to fill up the tank in my car.![]()
again "since March."I am with you 100%. Amazon and curb-side pick up are my personal shoppers. Haven't seen the inside of a supermarket or any other store since March. Haven't visited a gas station either.
ProTip: Before putting the mask on, put a Listerine Strip in your mouth. Much less objectionable that way.
again "since March."
"since March." seems to have been missed...I give up.
Sounds like alcohol would help, but I can’t drink any more.
Using a tongue scraper a couple of times a day helps.
Can you get those from Amazon? (asking for a friend).
Great. Now I have to look for a "tongue holder", yah know, for those who have to hold theirs...
That opens up a range of possibilities to hold your tongue.
These medical devices can be painful.
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For sleep apnea.
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I won’t comment on this one.
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