Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[GwenOnBass]

The corporation that manages my health care has my smrtphne number because [perfectly rational explanation]. In Real Life (TM) that means their computers text me regular reminders for [lady doctors] until ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶v̶e̶n̶u̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ my health and well-being are seen to.

 

[GonePlaid]

Older couple sitting on couch.
She: Wanna go upstairs and make love?
He: I can do one or the other.

 

[beans-on-toast]

I dislocated an eyebrow

Sometimes off-colour eyebrow hairs need dislocating.

 

[beans-on-toast]

I was having a lesson with a bass instructor. She told me that most guys play bass with a pick - she reckoned that this was because they learn the wrist action naturally during adolescence. I noticed that she played fingerstyle. I asked "Did you learn that finger action during adolescence?" She nodded sheepishly.

 

[GonePlaid]

I was having a lesson with a bass instructor. She told me that most guys play bass with a pick - she reckoned that this was because they learn the wrist action naturally during adolescence. I noticed that she played fingerstyle. I asked "Did you learn that finger action during adolescence?" She nodded sheepishly.

Thanks. Now I gotta clean coffee offa the screen.

 

[BargeOn]

I am / was serious.

I was not super serious. Just thumping the root of the word.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

Not just people with mixed backgrounds. Huskies too.

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[GwenOnBass]

I was not super serious. Just thumping the root of the word.

I made the wrong mistake!

 

[ahc]

 

[GwenOnBass]

To listen in now it's good to know Ruth Buzzi is as funny today as she ever was, and living quite happily in Texas.

 

[Jeff Scott]

Not just people with mixed backgrounds. Huskies too.

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Why did Zappa come to mind when I read this?

 

[GwenOnBass]

Fond memories of sno-cones?

 

[Jeff Scott]

In Real Life (TM) ....

Want to borrow some of these?

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[beans-on-toast]

Why did Zappa come to mind when I read this?

When I think of Zappa, The Turtles come to mind.
When I think of The Turtles, You Showed Me comes to mind.
When I think of You Showed Me, Roger McGuinn comes to mind.
When I think of Roger McGuinn, Rickenbacker comes to mind.

All roads eventually lead to Rickenbacker.

 

[GonePlaid]

When I think of Zappa, The Turtles come to mind.
When I think of The Turtles, You Showed Me comes to mind.
When I think of You Showed Me, Roger McGuinn comes to mind.
When I think of Roger McGuinn, Rickenbacker comes to mind.

All roads lead to Rickenbacker.

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Rickenbacker Causeway, Miami, FL.

 

[StereoPlayer]

When I think of Zappa, The Turtles come to mind.
When I think of The Turtles, You Showed Me comes to mind.
When I think of You Showed Me, Roger McGuinn comes to mind.
When I think of Roger McGuinn, Rickenbacker comes to mind.

All roads eventually lead to Rickenbacker.

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Which leads us back to @Jeff Scott

 

[Charlie Tango]

Rickenbacker Causeway, Miami, FL.
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Eddie Rickenbacker

 

[StereoPlayer]

Eddie Rickenbacker

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oh wait...

 

[GwenOnBass]

When I think of Zappa, The Turtles come to mind.
When I think of The Turtles, You Showed Me comes to mind.
When I think of You Showed Me, Roger McGuinn comes to mind.
When I think of Roger McGuinn, Rickenbacker comes to mind.

All roads eventually lead to Rickenbacker.

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When I think of Roger McGuinn, David Crosby

 

[GonePlaid]

Eddie Rickenbacker

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And president of Eastern Airlines, headquartered in Miami.