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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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Only way to explain this hot mess. This song needs 3 guitarists? Gimme a break.

Apologies in advance if your ears start bleeding.




I didn't know she could really sing, pretty good actually. Nice Ric bass. It does become annoying rather quickly though on the other hand. Pretty difficult to even approach the original.
 
Blame Yoko for track 29.
I'll add it to all the other stuff I blame her for, starting with her voice -- find a tabby cat, insert it into the AutoCatSqueezer, push the button.

I hasten to add that I do not mistreat animals, but I sure felt mistreated by Yoko the first time I heard what was purported to be her singing.
 
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Jesus and his carpenter dad built a couple of basses together. The called the second one the J-Bass. The first bass was gifted to his friend Peter, it was called the P-Bass.


A couple of years ago I started a thread entitled something like "Did God rest after he created the Fender Precision bass?" :laugh: It didn't last very long....
 
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Another one was "What can Fender do to make their relic basses more realistic?" I put in a poll with stuff like: put cigarette burns on the headstock (which believe it or not they did start to do:laugh:), widen the neck-pocket in the body so the neck can really slop around, put the bridge on crooked etc, it was a lot of fun until one of the mods who happened to like Relics came along.
 
Another one was "What can Fender do to make their relic basses more realistic?" I put in a poll with stuff like: put cigarette burns on the headstock (which believe it or not they did start to do:laugh:), widen the neck-pocket in the body so the neck can really slop around, put the bridge on crooked etc, it was a lot of fun until one of the mods who happened to like Relics came along.
Put parts on them spanning 3-4 years. :smug:
 
Another one was "What can Fender do to make their relic basses more realistic?" I put in a poll with stuff like: put cigarette burns on the headstock (which believe it or not they did start to do:laugh:), widen the neck-pocket in the body so the neck can really slop around, put the bridge on crooked etc, it was a lot of fun until one of the mods who happened to like Relics came along.
Not to start a religious war, seriously, but relics are something I just never took to. I was raised to treat all musical instruments with care and respect. I hate putting even the tiniest nick or scratch on one. I dunno, do relics satisfy some need to buy street cred, so that you can look like you just came off a 9-month tour in a 70s Ford Econoline van with no roadies or something?
 
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