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Same way a four-year-old learns to start the car 

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The BMW touring bike had a high-level LED brake light on top of the trunk in addition to the one that was mounted lower down. I installed a module that made it flash randomly when I applied the brakes, and STILL almost got rear-ended once while stopped at a traffic light with nowhere to go to escape.
Wasn't it he who said "pee to the lee"?Our friends at Link Removed have the bird's eye lowdown on this brass monkey caper.
Edit. Folks who like the sea may recall today is Admiral Howe's Glorious First of June.
Um, use the knob on the front?How does a four-year-old know how to turn on the cockadoody oven??![]()

Good point!View attachment 4287537 Might be why the controls are on the back panel now.
Cute apron!Um, use the knob on the front?
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EDIT: Full disclosure. I should also mention that I helped my mom with the ironing once. The steam iron was out of water, so I filled it and ironed some clothes. Only one problem. I filled it with leftover pineapple juice I found in the fridge. The iron needed replacing.![]()
The only downside of all of that early cooking was that I turned out to be a better cook than any of my 3 ex's. Guess who made dinner? Yup. It was either eat my own cooking...or go out.Cute apron!
I do 99.9% of the cooking here too.The only downside of all of that early cooking was that I turned out to be a better cook than any of my 3 ex's. Guess who made dinner? Yup. It was either eat my own cooking...or go out.
Lessee here: 50% of 50% of 50%...sounds like an episode of The Dukes of Hazard! Ah-coo-coo-coo!The only downside of all of that early cooking was that I turned out to be a better cook than any of my 3 ex's. Guess who made dinner? Yup. It was either eat my own cooking...or go out.
How does a four-year-old know how to turn on the cockadoody oven??![]()
Seems like there is little excuse for not being a good (great) cook.
Aside of the need for good equipment, following instructions accurately is the requirement.
The world is filled abound with recipes by the best chefs.

How did this come about?
Wasn't it he who said "pee to the lee"?
good sea legs are an asset. Um pardon the pun. It was unintentional. Truly. In French, that's called "mise en place" or everything in its place. For those who don't speak French, I always suggest the following minor change: mess in place. That gets you the basic idea.It took me awhile to sort out the timing if there are multiple pots going. Nothing like having orange chicken about ready to serve then realize you forgot to start the rice. D'oh.
I was careful about measuring spices at first, then figured out I didn't need to do that. Got pretty good at getting it right without measuring especially cayenne pepper.![]()
It took me awhile to sort out the timing if there are multiple pots going. Nothing like having orange chicken about ready to serve then realize you forgot to start the rice. D'oh.
I was careful about measuring spices at first, then figured out I didn't need to do that. Got pretty good at getting it right without measuring especially cayenne pepper.![]()
How does a four-year-old know how to turn on the cockadoody oven??![]()
In French, that's called "mise en place" or everything in its place. For those who don't speak French, I always suggest the following minor change: mess in place. That gets you the basic idea.
Like this:
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Yeah, my measurement would be zero...