Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[GwenOnBass]

An Irish lady of no mean acquaintance told me of her experience with cupping therapy. This will hurt, the therapist told her. She said she was in no way prepared for just how much it hurts. There were great screams. I'm not entirely certain why she told me about that therapy other than to warn me off.

 

[GonePlaid]

An Irish lady of no mean acquaintance told me of her experience with cupping therapy. This will hurt, the therapist told her. She said she was in no way prepared for just how much it hurts. There were great screams. I'm not entirely certain why she told me about that therapy other than to warn me off.

Hadda look that up. Kinda wish I hadn't.

 

[notJaco]

a page out of a mag... don't remember which. Mid 70's is when I got it.(I think)
I Just like it.

 

[Greywoulf]

I have very little unwanted hair. The hair on my head is either turning grey, or turning loose. MrsDT insists, that my ears get trimmed, when they grow enough hair to get a perm, and my nose hairs, when they get tangled in my mustache. My Celtic ancestry, has created quite a warm blanket, on chest, arms, legs, and areas of my back. I hate to shave, so I simply trim, my beard, when it gets caught in the top button of my shirt. When I do shave, it is limited to above the neck. Never had a desire to have hot wax, open flames, or any other pain inducing method applied, for vanity.

Getting your beard caught in the zipper of your jacket is like getting your Johnson caught in the zipper of your fly! -Only higher....

 

[GwenOnBass]

Getting your beard caught in the zipper of your jacket is like getting your Johnson caught in the zipper of your fly! -Only higher....

:: smh :: like

 

[notJaco]

Getting your beard caught in the zipper of your jacket is like getting your Johnson caught in the zipper of your fly! -Only higher....

Wait! Hair ain't gonna bleed!

 

[GonePlaid]

Getting your beard caught in the zipper of your jacket is like getting your Johnson caught in the zipper of your fly! -Only higher....

That brought back a long suppressed memory.
EDIT: Almost became a DIY mohel.

 

[Deeper Texan]

An Irish lady of no mean acquaintance told me of her experience with cupping therapy. This will hurt, the therapist told her. She said she was in no way prepared for just how much it hurts. There were great screams. I'm not entirely certain why she told me about that therapy other than to warn me off.

I used to know people, who in trying to impress their fellow wannabe lothsarios, would use the small vacuum cleaner attachments, to create "hickeys" to give the impression, that they had made considerable progress, on their road to amorous enlightenment. Never knew there was a therapy, based on this practice.

 

[Charlie Tango]

I used to know people, who in trying to impress their fellow wannabe lothsarios, would use the small vacuum cleaner attachments, to create "hickeys" to give the impression, that they had made considerable progress, on their road to amorous enlightenment. Never knew there was a therapy, based on this practice.

I think it may be more properly called a "therapy." It works for those who believe in it. Unlike things like medicinal or surgical treatments, which can work whether one believes in them or not.

 

[Deleted member 268085]

I once walked out of a Waffle House because of bad service...

What service?

 

[GwenOnBass]

I used to know people, who in trying to impress their fellow wannabe lothsarios, would use the small vacuum cleaner attachments, to create "hickeys" to give the impression, that they had made considerable progress, on their road to amorous enlightenment. Never knew there was a therapy, based on this practice.

Hickeys can leave physical scars.

 

[beans-on-toast]

When a man gets a hickey it's a bruise. When a woman gets a hickey some assume physical abuse.

 

[notJaco]

Hickeys can leave physical scars.

In junior high kids wore it as a badge of honor.

 

[GwenOnBass]

In junior high kids wore it as a badge of honor.

or came to school in a turtleneck on hot days

 

[notJaco]

or came to school in a turtleneck on hot days

 

[GwenOnBass]

Here is how getting rid of unwanted hair was done in the old days
View attachment 4295591

Any takers?

Cannot resist saying it out loud, that is such a guy solution. It's got every single element in GuyThink right in one motion, and I trust in the absence of other ladies here to back me up that this is pretty obvious

:: smh ::

 

[notJaco]

Cannot resist saying it out loud, that is such a guy solution. It's got every single element in GuyThink right in one motion, and I trust in the absence of other ladies here to back me up that this is pretty obvious

:: smh ::

Hmmm....I wonder

 

[GwenOnBass]

That's a shiny lure if I ever saw one.

 

[notJaco]

That's a shiny lure if I ever saw one.

There may be a cultural difference in hair removal...whether or not to for that matter.
I wonder (not) what her back looks like.

 

[Deleted member 268085]

There may be a cultural difference in hair removal...whether or not to for that matter.
I wonder (not) what her back looks like.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, unweave your back hair. Mine's not long enough yet.