Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[gtmalone]

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I've done that. After a long time on hold, they offer a one year rebate and then raise the fees. The competition is not as good.

I pay $85 for TV and $85 internet, $90 for a cell phone. I cancelled my $50 landline and I'll soon eliminate the TV cost. Forty-five years ago I watched my TV via an antenna and my phone bill was around $15. Mail involved pen, paper, and a stamp.

Perfect GOF statement. Yeah, I say stuff like that, too, almost daily. The times they are a changin' and have been since Year 1.

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[GonePlaid]

Did you have to be bonded to carry mail?

Company was bonded, drivers hafta pass a security check.

 

[GonePlaid]

Hmmm....That in itself seems like a valid reason to dismantle the sorting machines.

The machines are always running, but a lotta stuff has to be hand cancelled, etc. Packages, boxes, things marked fruh-gill-y(whatever that means).

 

[beans-on-toast]

Company was bonded, drivers hafta pass a security check.

Security checks are what makes have ta maintain a low digital profile.

 

[laristotle]

keys, etc.

I have a couple of those HD key chains too.
They came in beer cases up here.

 

[beans-on-toast]

I have a couple of those HD key chains too.
They came in beer cases up here.

You probably have to buy a 24 to get anything that nice.

Is climate change ruining beer?
You Can Taste Climate Change in this Awful Beer

 

[GonePlaid]

You probably have to buy a 24 to get anything that nice.

Is climate change ruining beer?
You Can Taste Climate Change in this Awful Beer

Thanks, I'll stick to my stouts/porters.

 

[gtmalone]

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You probably have to buy a 24 to get anything that nice.

Is climate change ruining beer?
You Can Taste Climate Change in this Awful Beer

It's ruining a lot of things. Those thoughts pass through my head while riding a gas powered motorcycle cross country for no particular reason other than riding.

 

[gtmalone]

Back to people buying anything, my ex-boss sent this to me today. Geez. We spoke of "cork sniffery" earlier on fly fishing. I think this falls into the category of "a-- sniffery".

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[GwenOnBass]

Somebody or multiple somebodies in New Orleans have got be selling Climate Change Hurricanes in go cups.

 

[notJaco]

Somebody or multiple somebodies in New Orleans have got be selling Climate Change Hurricanes in go cups.

Might they come with a side order of debris?

 

[SoulReflection]

Back to people buying anything, my ex-boss sent this to me today. Geez. We spoke of "cork sniffery" earlier on fly fishing. I think this falls into the category of "a-- sniffery".

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Well then, that McD's Chicken McNugget was a better deal. Cheaper and you could actually touch, smell or even eat it!

 

[ahc]

Back to people buying anything, my ex-boss sent this to me today. Geez. We spoke of "cork sniffery" earlier on fly fishing. I think this falls into the category of "a-- sniffery".

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The perfect musical accompaniment while perusing that sculpture would be John Cage's 4'33".

 

[G-Dog]

The machines are always running, but a lotta stuff has to be hand cancelled, etc. Packages, boxes, things marked fruh-gill-y(whatever that means).

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[notJaco]

GOF report...
I am SO sore from spending a half hour at the gym.
More tomorrow.

 

[notJaco]

The perfect musical accompaniment while perusing that sculpture would be John Cage's 4'33".

I'm gonna wait till it comes out on DVD.

 

[GwenOnBass]

GOF report mid-day edition

My legs are distressingly white, and bear the signs of age.

 

[Deleted member 268085]

GOF report mid-day edition

My legs are distressingly white, and bear the signs of age.

Congratulations to all GOFs who can still see their legs!

 

[notJaco]

The perfect musical accompaniment while perusing that sculpture would be John Cage's 4'33".

 

[GwenOnBass]

Congratulations to all GOFs who can still see their legs!

What no mortal wants, or asked for, or ever will ask for, is an AI-driven epilator.