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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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They have to be working on a Roomba epilator. Every company claims painless. I wonder why there are no class action lawsuits.
We've got a bleeder!

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Free beer is apparently a successful enticement to vaccinate, according the the news pipe AI. I see no timelines with a free Brazilian offered in exchange for vaccination :cautious:

I'm game for a lot of things for free beer.


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If they were smart, why not enter all vaccinated names into a multimillion dollar tax free lottery pool. Or how about no taxes for the rest of your life.
 
There are words I've learned courtesy of the internet age Devil's Dictionary — nouns and verbs — for things I would have never given any thought to otherwise. I expect there are are usages of "Brazilian" I've not given any thought to, and as a GoF I'm totally good with that.
 
Free beer is apparently a successful enticement to vaccinate, according the the news pipe AI. I see no timelines with a free Brazilian offered in exchange for vaccination :cautious:


I think it was a lottery for just a million, or so, instead of a whole brazilian, that one state was giving tickets for getting vaccinated.
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There's a meme making its rounds (a bit long in the tooth now at about 2 weeks in internet age) of a theater marquee that reads
Vaccines are the gateway drug to concerts

and there are absolutely people who will cut off their nose to spite their face.
 
Here is how getting rid of unwanted hair was done in the old days
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Any takers?

I have very little unwanted hair. The hair on my head is either turning grey, or turning loose. MrsDT insists, that my ears get trimmed, when they grow enough hair to get a perm, and my nose hairs, when they get tangled in my mustache. My Celtic ancestry, has created quite a warm blanket, on chest, arms, legs, and areas of my back. I hate to shave, so I simply trim, my beard, when it gets caught in the top button of my shirt. When I do shave, it is limited to above the neck. Never had a desire to have hot wax, open flames, or any other pain inducing method applied, for vanity.
 
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