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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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I wonder why if you are shooting the Calfs!

Sorry this is just a subject that I cannot imagine. On my weekend trip to a friend’s cottage we saw a doe and two fawns. I was transfixed by the sheer beauty of the scene. Wanting to pull out a gun and kill any of them is something completely alien to me.
The only large game here, besides the Bar Moose is deer. They have so many seasons, although they only shoot adults, yet they get sickly from starvation in the winter from overpopulation. We had one in town a few years back the tried to hop over a car and went through the windscreen and kicked a young girl to death in front of her mom. I don't hunt, but I certainly do not condemn it. I almost had a serious accident last year. All I saw was deer ass and several cars ended up in the ditch, no one hit the buck as far as I could tell. Had I been in a passenger car, I probably would have hit a telephone pole. I was in my Jeep in 4wd, went from the ditch on my side across traffic and into the field on the other side and made it to the next cross road and kept going. 1/2 second later, I would have been eating raw deer ass as my last supper. Always leave early :D
 
Hey, GOF's,

Heading out to go under the knife in a couple of hours. Doc is supposed to fix interior of my nose so I can breathe properly and get a good night's sleep...ahhhhhh sleeeep. :thumbsup:

Hopefully about less than 10 days recovery.

Hasta la later, GOF dudes!:hyper:
Hope it is going well right now, and by the time you read this, I hope you are not in pain. I wish for the best outcome for you. I went back on C-PAP last summer, after my heart was giving me trouble, a new modern automatic adjusting A-PAP. It sure is nice to sleep again! I went with a nose mask this time around, and soooo much more comfy and easy to clean. They pickup my sleeping habits on a cell phone signal, so I'm on-line even when I sleep.
 
Jon, I understand the necessities behind the hunt I just couldn’t bring myself to kill something that has barely had a life. I eat meat and I know that the animal had to die in order for me to eat that meat. I just could never imagine myself killing it.
I don't hunt. Don't keep fish when I go fishing, which has been way too long... We'll I kill rodents if they get in my house or garage. No baby killin' here unless you made it yourself. Even then, there's a fine. Seriously, game wardens are all powerful. They'll take your vehicle if they catch you poaching.
 
Well, GOF's tonight I'm grumpy. Maybe more grumpy at my own stupidity than the actual con job itself. So I was on eBay, and I'm always on the lookout for cheap lefty Ibanez basses. Believe it or not, a lot of left handed bass players buy basses and for some reason give up. Something to do with left handed maybe? Anyway, I found one and it was $83 plus shipping. The shipping pushed the price up to $142 and change. When I received the bass it was a total piece of doo doo. It was wrapped in some sort of black cloth bag covered with orange cat hair. The bass is greasy with dirt and God knows what. No volume or treble controls, rusty bridge, rusty screws on the pickup, banged up headstock, the back is all scratched up. It's really in disgusting condition.

The guy had nearly 400 positve feedback with no negatives. I had a gut feeling I shouldn't have pulled the trigger but I did, and didn't cancel within the hour. I sent the guy an email (at midnight Alaskan Time) to cancel the transaction and auction, as I no longer wanted the bass. To my surprise, he sent the bass the very next day. He claimed he had the bass wrapped and the shipping label printed when he 'saw' I was going to win the auction. Then, the next day, he had a medical emergency and had to go to the Emergency Room. But he printed out the shipping label and his kind sister finished packing the bass and mailing it to me! Come on!

Well, I'm going to include a picture of the original listing on eBay. I really should have passed on this one guys. So you are welcome to rib me about it and make outrageous suggestions on what I can do with this piece of junk. By the way, I did file a claim for a refund with PayPal. They are very good at getting money back to the buyer. Without further adieu, here's the bass I hallucinated myself into buying:

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You can always strip the finish and french polish or oil the wood. There may be flaws in the wood, you’ll never know till the finish is removed. I have a headless Cort bass that has no finish on the body and neck. Luckily the wood is stable, it’s been that way for at least 30 years and I’ve never had to adjust the neck.

One comment. If you strip the finish, be careful not to oversand the top. If you take it down too much, the bridge could wind up being too low for the neck. You don’t want to have to fix the fix.
 
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My wife just said to me "if they are all talking about their medical issues darling, then you are in the right forum if they accept you"...she's a cheeky English gal I married..lol Best wishes Stumbo.
LOL Good one. Does she make a good cottage pie?

I think your are accepted. I'm in part to blame for lack of numbers. Our fearless leader has been absent for some time. The founding fathers who still are active agreed I should keep track of numbers short term until we decide how to handle it. Then, low and behold we heard back from the gatekeeper who said he would return. Now I need to find out who got the last number what that was and who has asked since :-0 goes back to last Spring I think.
 
Hey there Ken. I suppose worldwide you must have many namesakes but when I saw your nic yesterday I had to wonder if you were a drummer i worked with for 12 years in an Adelaide band with the same name..good drummer he was..Welsh heritage but we didnt hold that agianst him loll Nope he's not you if your wondering..loll Nice to meet you Ken.
You REALLY don't want to know about his past occupation.
 
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Hey there Ken. I suppose worldwide you must have many namesakes but when I saw your nic yesterday I had to wonder if you were a drummer i worked with for 12 years in an Adelaide band with the same name..good drummer he was..Welsh heritage but we didnt hold that agianst him loll Nope he's not you if your wondering..loll Nice to meet you Ken.

Weren’t me...I’m no drummer. My parents were married, and actually knew each other more than 25 min before I was conceived.

Nice to meet you as well
 
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Let's get back on topic fellas :D

So you were there at Cubi Point in the final years of squadron - it stood down in the early 90's after what, like 46 years of operations. You guys literally flew everything and were the last of the genuine composite "do it all" squadrons. Truly challenging aviation work, especially with CAGs switching out rust bucket hangar queens for the birds you had groomed.

People forget that the that A-4 guys pioneered buddy store tanking - a tactic that has survived and used with Hornets today. Modern aviation owes a lot to the A-4 guys in terms of tactics IMO. I remember when I worked with RADM Bill Newman he frequently talked about his time as CO of the Blue Angels (1977-1978) and what a pleasure it was to strap on that aircraft and go flying.

Yah, I left not long before Pinatubo had it's way with the bases. Although I was there for some pretty historical events, he overthrow of Marcos and the Filipino Civilian base strike, which was actually a much larger event to us. They closed the gates during the strike. Talk about some grumpy sailors! I got lucky and was in Okinawa for most of it.

I didn't mind the taking of our whop-whops as much as our ALQ167's! Those took a lot of work for me to Depot!

It's pretty amazing how far they were able to extend the range of the A-4's and other Jets sipping their fuel into hostile Vietnam where a KC-130 would be a nice, slow moving target! I think the smaller tankers adopted the rotation techniques developed by the A-4 buddy store jockeys. Found some pics of UE15, I think I said it was 14 earlier, but here's the carnage:

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She broke in half right at the point of the front of the engine, not where the fuselage is bolted together and unbolted for engine swaps. The seam to break it down for a an engine swap is just fore of "VC-5."

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Here you can see the front of the J-52 sticking out a bit:

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I don't know why the speed brakes would be open on a flame-out, but I imagine that was not much of a concern when trying to windmill it back to life.

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I was actually sent as the shop emergency reclamation PO to save what I could... futile I know, after it sat at the bottom of the bay for two weeks, then they held us off for another two weeks for investigations. The only Avionics remaining were control boxes and the oddly intact upper UHF antennae (the blade behind what was the cockpit) and the rear TACAN antenna (the rectangular nub sticking out of the tail right over the exhaust on the last pic).

I was saddened by the accident, because Lt. Dickinson, as I said my DO, was really a good guy, down to earth with his enlisted, very nice to us. But I've been haunted by it every since the surviving CDR (a real ass, who did NOT become the CO as would be expected, was not on a XO/CO tour) got up on a box, hands on hips, and told us the story while we were deployed and the investigation was completed, months after the crash. He was co-pilot in the rear seat, which is very odd, being 2 ranks above the LT. I never once saw a senior officer take the back seat, and this guy did not have a humble bone in his body. The only reason for him to sit in back would be for a re-qual, and they don't do that at night. Even then, the CO or XO would probably pilot the plane. This haunts me so much everytime I think about it I spend hours on the web trying figure out what happened.

Ejection seat mode on a TA-4J: only two modes. 1. Either seat ejects, both go off. 2. Rear seat ejects only rear goes, but if the pilot ejects both go. There is a switch to select the mode and the only acceptable mode for qualified pilots is the first mode, either seat ejects both seats. The switch has a red cover on it which is sheer wired closed (thin copper wire to be broken in an emergency). cover can only be closed if the switch is set to the first mode (it changes the switch position as you press the cover down. I was a plain captain. I know this cover must be down and sheer wired and is part of the daily inspection, pre-flight inspection and post-flight inspection. So it is inspected by a plain captain every day before the first flight, then before and after every flight that day by the plain captain, pilot and co-pilot. It absolutely must be sealed into the position of either seat ejects both seats for an operational squadron. The switch is located in a position that only the pilot could reach it, and that would be difficult. After the fact, I sat in a TA-4J and tried to reach it, keeping my back against the seat. And I was skinny and flexy... I can still scratch any part of my back and I was the guy who always got stuck with swapping the audio amp down by the rudder pedals (SEE THIS IS ON TOPIC).

So, the CDR's story that spooks me out. He talked about how as they were approaching the runway the engine flamed out (died) and they tried twice to windmill it (restart with it with the forced air into the intakes), then he said he kept yelling eject eject to the the LT. And at the very last minute (drama effect) he ejected himself. There was probably 20 of 25 of us as he made himself out to be a hero. He walked away and I said (probably way to loud) ********! Everyone looked at me all wide eyed, and I realized they didn't get it. The CDR did not look back. Viet Nam vet with no balls. I guess that's why he was not on a CO/XO tour. I dunno, but never heard of a CDR sent to a squadron as "just" a pilot.

So I explained to them, why would he yell eject to the the LT if he didn't know the switch was in the wrong position? Why didn't he just try to eject both out if he thought it was in the correct position? How did it get switched to the absolutely illegal position after the pre-flight inspection? Did he plan to take the front seat and for some reason got in back and forgot about it? (thinking he was "better" than the Lt and didn't want the LT punching him out)

Any ideas Al or others? This really bothers me, as you can tell by this long post and the fact that after my last VC-5 post I once again stayed up for hours trying to find any new information. All I found was wikipedia placed the CDR in the front seat (wrong, I was there and had the CDR been in front the rear seat would have ejected first, regardless of switch position).

The LT was the DO for AV/WEPS, being Avionics and Weapons. The ordinancemen do not like to be messed with. They had their own ordinance officer, an LTJG position, but our LT was their DO as well. This was one of two cases where a pilot pissed them off enough (after word of my enlightenment got around) that a particular pilot got some nice bent fins on his practice bombs :D I wonder what the ordy's do with modern weapons for the "special" friends. Nest time we can talk about the other pilot that pissed off the ordy's :D
 
Any ideas Al or others?
I'd need to study the mishap investigation report to be sure, and sadly I've read way too many class A mishap reports over the years, but I can think of a few possibilities. As for who was in what seat and why, rank isn't always as important as specific mission aspects and the particular (possibly unique) background and skills of the various folks in the aircrew. However, I'm not used to seeing 0-5's in squadron who aren't either XO's ready to Fleet-up to CO, or the CO - there's obviously more to the story than "that's just the way it works in the Fleet".

It's possible that the CDR, not being the pilot in command and seeing things from a "lower cockpit workload" perspective may have simply been calling eject because he knew they were potentially reaching the point of being outside the safe ejection envelope. I have no idea of how the safety brief went prior to the flight, but it's reasonable that they agreed that if one of the aircrew (both were pilots and apparently qualified in this T/M/S) saw an unrecoverable problem, an "eject call" from either is appropriate.

A flame-out on approach is especially tough when you don't have an APU and can only rely on windmilling to relight. Given that they were on approach I'd assume lower altitude and lower airspeed, the two things you want more of, not less. The CDR may have surmised that even if they got engine to light off, the spool up time at the lower altitude wouldn't get them enough thrust fast enough to make a difference given the aircraft attitude and altitude.

I also wonder if the loss of engine on approach may have been due to bird ingestion or some other failure that could have had sent pieces of rotating parts into the fuselage. In that case you can have electrical circuit damage that may have caused the failure to fire which mimicked a switch being mis-set.

There are a lot of variables in accident investigations and EI's. I've seen some stuff over the years that even when we proved it could happen that way, none of us could still believe that it did happen. Experiences like that where you lose a shipmate are never easy to get over. Even when everyone does everything right, we occasionally still lose a bird and/or flight crew members.
 
Thanks for the perspective. Maybe the CDR was dramatizing the event. They didn't find bird strike damage or fire damage, but IDK how you could tell after going into the water. I never saw the report but we were told the conclusion was flame out for unknown reasons. I did get to hear every considerable theory the pilots had for months on end whenever I stood ASDO watches. Suicide was one theory, but I would think riding it in the save lives is more plausible, except for the switch. If the CDR did not know about the switch (like the LT switched it after preflight and strapping in), that would certainly support the suicide theory. Maybe I should do a FOIA request for the report.

This was out first A-4 loss during our time, then we had a LTJG get in a spin over the China sea, ejected, knocked his knee caps out of place and both legs bent sideways and they found him gurgling water hours later. I saw the 8 x 10's in the duty office, looked like he shouldn't be doing that. His second A-4 ejection and his last... no more ejection seats for him. He was screwing around... flat and level flight. They all did some of that. Then we had a reserve squadron meet us in Malaysia, their CO was a buddy of our and he puched out in the communist infested mountains. We were not legally there, so that caused quite a political uproar and we ordered to put a $20 customs bribe in our passports and turn them in so we could get a visa stamped at a date before the crash. Pilot broke a leg and I got to go into the mountains and recover the transmitter from the AST pod :-\ with some Malaysian grunts with riffles. There was just a smoking hole in the ground, but the pod broke loose on impact and amazingly, the transmitter was there. More of a ball than a box. We had a few close calls, RADALT from Depot fell off, another RADALT had bat strike damage (yucky blood and hair on it and a dent), bat strike damage many other times, partial disconnect of the rear flight controls - first ever since that problem was "permanently" solved many years back. Fruit Bats! I ate one at JEST. Jest camp is still there, still run by the Negretos (aboriginals). Going through JEST is on my bucket list. Need to go when the bats are migrating for fear of what else they might make me eat. [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] Need to be able to survive if my wife kicks me out!
 
but I would think riding it in the save lives is more plausible, except for the switch.
I always like to think the best of our Service members and totally buy the theory that the pilot was trying to secure a safe terminal flight path for the aircraft before punching out. In that case, the decision that the back-seater would go first and the pilot would stay and make final corrections up to the point before being out of the safe ejection envelope makes sense. No pilot wants to be the person who safely ejected while watching their aircraft crash into folks on the ground. Even though they were still feet wet, I'm guessing the aircraft had the potential to fly far enough to strike something ashore or perhaps a ship.

Those A-4's were a tight fit if you were even close to 6 feet tall. Every Scooter driver I knew said their biggest concern with that aircraft was having to face the trade-off between living and losing kneecaps if they needed to punch out.

Actually, with only a short time in the drink, there is lot of useful forensic information (even related to fire damage and likely sequence of events) that can be extracted from the wreckage. Accident reconstruction experts do some remarkable things with what the average person would see as a random pile of junk.

As for a flame out on approach, especially touch and goes, the typical culprits (for that time frame) would be rapid throttle excursions inducing compressor stalls, FOD (like bird/bat ingestion) or internal engine condition (build up on compressor blades or IGVs) reducing stall margin leading to a completely unanticipated compressor stall, fuel starvation, or exhausted fuel supply. In the early jet engine days when you had manual/mechanical FCUs there was a much higher incidence of problems like this with rapid throttle movements. Once we moved to FADECs the incidence of compressor stalls and flame outs were greatly reduced, particularly from pilot induced throttle movements.
 
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