Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[12BitSlab]

Real Grumps have negative numbers. View attachment 2926728

I always go with imaginary numbers because I hate real numbers.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Pretty sure someone in this group invented fire

 

[ric426]

But to older folks, imaginary numbers are very real and part of how they remember things.

Imaginary numbers are fun until someone loses an "I".

I'm changing my number to 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841

 

[ric426]

But I do remember the 60s.

In the immortal words of Paul Kantner:
"If you can remember the '60s, you weren't really there."

Personally, I can remember the '60s ok. It's the early '70s that are kinda fuzzy for me...

 

[Al Kraft]

Pretty sure someone in this group invented fire

I would have guessed that one of the more senior members may have invented dirt, but fire probably wasn't too far behind...so it's in the same ballpark...

 

[Al Kraft]

Imaginary numbers are fun until someone loses an "I".

I'm changing my number to 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841

Wouldn't it be easier to just go with 22/7?

 

[sharkbait130]

My number is listed below in my sig. Please do not infringe upon it. It is only two digits and at my advanced age , it is one of the few numbers I can still remember.
Now for the important stuff. Yes , I have lit farts. I am very good at it. There are some people that are not good at it. In my life , I have witnessed a person try to light a dribbler singeing his nether hairs and almost frying his cannuchies. I have also had the misfortune of witnessing two people that tried to light what turned out to not be a fart. Disconcerting to say the least.

 

[SoulReflection]

My number is listed below in my sig. Please do not infringe upon it. It is only two digits and at my advanced age , it is one of the few numbers I can still remember.
Now for the important stuff. Yes , I have lit farts. I am very good at it. There are some people that are not good at it. In my life , I have witnessed a person try to light a dribbler singeing his nether hairs and almost frying his cannuchies. I have also had the misfortune of witnessing two people that tried to light what turned out to not be a fart. Disconcerting to say the least.

I need a waterproof keyboard...

 

[sharkbait130]

I need a waterproof keyboard...

A sheet of plastic will save your keyboard. It would have also made things a lot less messier for two people that I know.

 

[Old P Bass Guy]

Never light a match in a barn full of cows if the ventilation system isn't working.

Words to live by.

 

[Stumbo]

I'm the guy who gave the match to the guy who invented fire.

And I walked 10 miles up hill both ways to school right after somebody figured out how dirt worked.

And the sun was a trainee at the time. Oh yeah, the time girl was never second guessed.

 

[ric426]

I would have guessed that one of the more senior members may have invented dirt...

I can't claim to have invented dirt, but I did discover it at a very early age. As I remember it, very tasty.

 

[SoulReflection]

I don't need any stinking Time Machine...I live in the past .

 

[beans-on-toast]

Imaginary numbers are fun until someone loses an "I".

I'm changing my number to 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841

 

[Stumbo]

"-infinity and beyond" is my motto.

 

[ric426]

Wouldn't it be easier to just go with 22/7?

But I'd have to do math. Then I'd need to take a nap.

 

[ZonieBass]

My original number is in my Signature and I wear it proudly! You know at our age you can never trust a fart. Could get nasty. Just sayin.

 

[agedhorse]

I remember when Moby Dick was just a minnow

 

[SoulReflection]

I am so old that I was there when the old woman said "Every little bit helps...", as she peed in the ocean .

 

[ric426]

I remember when Moby Dick was just a minnow

Now wait a darn minute! That would imply that at some point he changed species. In fact, he would have even changed class of animal. Is that even possible?