Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[agedhorse]

Now wait a darn minute! That would imply that at some point he changed species. In fact, he would have even changed class of animal. Is that even possible?

Yup, you got the evolutionary element

 

[SoulReflection]

Now wait a darn minute! That would imply that at some point he changed species. In fact, he would have even changed class of animal. Is that even possible?

Of course it's possible. Simply shows just how old he is .

 

[Ken Morgan]

I dunno...Some science nerd girl called me primordial goo once...i thought it was because of the cheesy pickup line I used, now it looks like that was an age remark...

 

[Stumbo]

I dunno...Some science nerd girl called me primordial goo once...i thought it was because of the cheesy pickup line I used, now it looks like that was an age remark...

Could go either way!

 

[BadExample]

Pie are round. Cake are square.

I dunno...Some science nerd girl called me primordial goo once...i thought it was because of the cheesy pickup line I used, now it looks like that was an age remark...

Did you pick her up with the line tho?

 

[Old P Bass Guy]

I dunno...Some science nerd girl called me primordial goo once...i thought it was because of the cheesy pickup line I used, now it looks like that was an age remark...

Oh that's bad.....real bad!!

 

[BadExample]

Yup, you got the evolutionary element

But when he was jest a wee minow, was he a dick?

Ken told me privately why he had to change careers and pick up the bass. He just couldn't stand working around all the dicks.

 

[Blankandson]

Well, I've been invited to join so here I be. Do I get a number?

 

[BadExample]

Well, I've been invited to join so here I be. Do I get a number?

Ahhh welcome, friend. I'll get the numbers rolling again this weekend. I'm glad you popped in. Have you ever tried to light a fart? You might scroll back a page, but that was a hot topic for about ten posts. This is the friendliest thread on Earth. We're all brothers here.

 

[Old P Bass Guy]

Ahhh welcome, friend. I'll get the numbers rolling again this weekend. I'm glad you popped in. Have you ever tried to light a fart? You might scroll back a page, but that was a hot topic for about ten posts. This is the friendliest thread on Earth. We're all brothers here.

Might I suggest we call this place "The Animal House " aka GOF'S?

 

[Old P Bass Guy]

BadExample,, in an effort to be grossly sofistacted I suggest you allow our Club Members develop some "House Rules" or to be fancy, " By-Laws".

 

[BadExample]

Uhhh, those are disclosed only after passing the secret initiation. I've said too much already.

 

[BadExample]

Oh, also the secret handshake. Well, it's more of a groping. But most GOFs get used to it and say it's better than a visit to the urologist.

 

[Old P Bass Guy]

Oh, also the secret handshake. Well, it's more of a groping. But most GOFs get used to it and say it's better than a visit to the urologist.

Ez Big Fella, I don't think that motion will get passed.

 

[Ken Morgan]

I'll get the numbers rolling again this weekend.

I wondered who I needed to call...my regular guy came up positive in his pee test for the probation office and got sent back to the slam...

 

[BadExample]

I wondered who I needed to call...my regular guy came up positive in his pee test for the probation office and got sent back to the slam...

Actually, I did too. But as part of the woosification of America, I have internet access and a prison issued laptop. So as soon as I get my new roomy off my back, so to speak, I'm on the numbers.

I've always looked at fellow humans not as individual, or people, but as numbers.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Ta either doo-be or doo-me, huh? Life can be funny that way.

 

[SoulReflection]

Actually, I did too. But as part of the woosification of America, I have internet access and a prison issued laptop. So as soon as I get my new roomy off my back, so to speak, I'm on the numbers.

I've always looked at fellow humans not as individual, or people, but as numbers.

And here I thought it was too cold in Indiana for the corn to ferment .

 

[BadExample]

Ta either doo-be or doo-me, huh? Life can be funny that way.

No worse than a typical alien abduction... or visit to the urologist.

Brotha Ken you doin' good on kicking the habit? I hope so. And I don't mean kicking a nun in the head, You've already been in enough trouble.

 

[BadExample]

And here I thought it was too cold in Indiana for the corn to ferment .

Me'en my new roomy got a bunch of corn we snuck out from the chow hall fermenting in the toilet.