Give me a stinkin' number! Or I'll have a dozen of my friends help me throw my 400PS at you!
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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"
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Totally dig your attitude! Dambid grump, you!
Hopefully, during an unfortunate bout with sobriety, I'll work out new numbers tomorrow.
If "48 saggy" isn't taken, that'll work for me. Sentimental reasons... Reminds me of my ex-mother-in-law
I'm so sorry. I just had a double shot of rum in your honor. Well, to be honest, I already had the rum, but I'll dedicate to you anyway. If I wake up with a headache it's your fault though.
Sure, but only if you send each of us $3.18
Paypal is fine, but don't use the family and friends gift thing cuz that's against TB rules and we're all good TB citizens.
Except for a few who got banned, but they won't know we're talking about them.
Except for a couple of 'em who wish they were sisters, but we're friendly to them too. Just not too friendly if you get my drift. Speaking for myself at least. Who knows what goes on with the rest of these clowns when they're not online. But they're all good guys. Except for a couple of 'em who wish they were sisters, but...
'scuse me, I think it's time for my meds...
Nurse! Where's that darn nurse?
Nurse Rached is on her way as we speak. With big needles!
But the GOF's don't care-- they started a party without her!
Is that Lee Sklar on the left? I didn't know he did any acting.
Ken, best of luck and our prayers are with you. Hope it all works out for the best, man.
Sure he did. Every time he played a session with JT after he'd been "sessioning" with Carly Simon...
My hope too. Look after yourself Ken, we’re all rooting for you.
Let’s change the subject, please...
Just got back from a Lions Club pancake jamboree. They’ve done this as a fundraising even5 in Midland for like a million years. Both presidents Bush poured batter at one time, lots of general officers, cabinet members, famous music folks (at least 2 Gatlin Bros that I know of)...
All for a good cause, pancakes are always a fattening treat there
Just got back from a Lions Club pancake jamboree. They’ve done this as a fundraising even5 in Midland for like a million years. Both presidents Bush poured batter at one time, lots of general officers, cabinet members, famous music folks (at least 2 Gatlin Bros that I know of)...
All for a good cause, pancakes are always a fattening treat there
Sounds like good eatin' to me! I love me a stack of cakes!
Me too! You'll never hear me waffling about pancakes. I know, I know, it was a crepe-y attempt at humor...
Kangen water brought me back from a 44 year bout at the end I was bed ridden 24/7 now 10 years later I’ve started playing bass again. Alkaline Water Hope this helps.
How do you make a pancake smile? You butter him up. Sorry that one just creped up on me...
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped...
What kind of pancakes do elves eat? Short stacks....
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped...
What kind of pancakes do elves eat? Short stacks....
Don’t get yourself into a flap Jack!
These pancake jokes are just PUNishing...makes my head ache like eating too much ice cream, too fast
. Maybe I'm just too grumpy...
Self appointed eh! Well I guess that’s better than self anointed!! I can see someone is setting a @BadExample! 
Self appointed eh! Well I guess that’s better than self anointed!! I can see someone is setting a @BadExample!
I self anoint myself every day only I use water...it's called a shower. I am a Grumpy Canadian and try to prove that I am a bad example every day...not bad, Eh? Now, go have a beer, Eh.
Edit: I am not even going to try to compete with the real BadExample. I just found that he is in confinement and trying to get that monkey (cell mate) off his back. Until he does, he is just too busy to issue real numbers. I picked the words "too busy" very carefully. I could have added "too get off his butt" but, as grumpy as I am, I do appreciate that it may be painful for him to sit down for awhile
So, in the interest of being truly Grumpy, I issued my own number.
If you are a true Grump, you find innovative ways to get around these issues
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Ah but! Ah but! I definitely am a true grump! That’s why I helped found this club of motley old farts. I truly miss @B-string #1 and @wcriley #2 and hope they are both well and playing their basses to great applause!
Ah but! Ah but! I definitely am a true grump! That’s why I helped found this club of motley old farts. I truly miss @B-string #1 and @wcriley #2 and hope they are both well and playing their basses to great applause!
I thought I should thank you for helping to found this club of motley old farts.
But then my grump kicked in. If this club was not here, I just might be practicing/playing bass more but, it's so much fun here. It's making me very grumpy. But, I might as well thank you anyway, eh?
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