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“I see”, said the blind man to his deaf dog.
(said me sainted grandmother...)
Dogs that sit on sandpaper say Ruff!
The dog park had a lot of visitors today. You can observe all sorts of personalities. They clearly have friends and run to them when they are approaching. Some even stand at the edge looking for them. Often dogs are let off they leashes as they approach the area. They make a beeline for the other dogs carrying their toys.
Big and small, there are never any fights or even growling. Just playing. All well socialized.
Then they take turns chasing each other. They can get in a frenzied pack not knowing what they are doing. When one rams into the back of a person, they buckle their knees and take them down in short order.
Anybody know what kind of bass this is?

Yeah but how did he get his trousers off without taking off his boots? (Reasonable chance I will regret wondering this.)
He forgot to put on his trousers before he left home. It happens.
I wanna know why there’s a chicken wearing a hat hanging upside down from the cabinet and why there’s a lit stick of dynamite beside the examination table.
Yeah but how did he get his trousers off without taking off his boots? (Reasonable chance I will regret wondering this.)

Reminds me of those picture puzzles in the kids magazines and newspaper comic pages I used to enjoy doing when I was a youngster.He forgot to put on his trousers before he left home. It happens.
I wanna know why there’s a chicken wearing a hat hanging upside down from the cabinet and why there’s a lit stick of dynamite beside the examination table.
That’s supposed to be Paul Stanley. He can do anything.Yeah but how did he get his trousers off without taking off his boots? (Reasonable chance I will regret wondering this.)
Yeah but how did he get his trousers off without taking off his boots? (Reasonable chance I will regret wondering this.)
Good question, . . . for custom made trousers. But, for "off the rack," to fit the waist the leg-width would easily fit over big boots. Don't ask me how I know.
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That’s supposed to be Paul Stanley. He can do anything.
His leather pants probably had those bondage zipper things up the sides (so I’ve heard anyways...)
Slow night at GOF central, I see....................Rip away pants!![]()

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