Girl problems

[Relic]

Or if you really want to get the girl: ignore her.

You have to lure her in a little first though. It wont work if you just flat out ignore her. The game is that you give her a little attention. Talk to her, laugh at her jokes etc etc. That's your masterly-bated fish hook. THEN, you stop giving it. Just ignore her. It works almost every time

 

[disenchant]

Next time she's making out with her boyfriend, walk over and yank on one of her pigtails and yell "you're it!"

 

[Chopshonky]

Next time she's making out with her boyfriend, walk over and yank on one of her pigtails and yell "you're it!"

That's so good it should have been mine.

 

[PSPookie]

You have to lure her in a little first though. It wont work if you just flat out ignore her. The game is that you give her a little attention. Talk to her, laugh at her jokes etc etc. That's your masterly-bated fish hook. THEN, you stop giving it. Just ignore her. It works almost every time

So, once I've masterly-bated the hook I just dangle the worm out there and see if she goes for it? While feigning disinterest, of course.

 

[Relic]

So, once I've masterly-bated the hook I just dangle the worm out there and see if she goes for it? While feigning disinterest, of course.

yes, make sure it's wiggly though, that always attracts more attention

 

[Eric Perry]

Am I the only one that thought of Eric Perry wile reading the op?
arggggg! Get out of my head Perry!

You're dead to me!

 

[Chopshonky]

So, once I've masterly-bated the hook I just dangle the worm out there and see if she goes for it? While feigning disinterest, of course.

Disinterested means: Objective. Uninterested means uninterested.

 

[drerio]

menage a tois.

 

[Ziltoid]

menage a tois.

Ménage à trois*

 

[EricF]

As the father of a daughter who is nearly the age of the OP, the future scares me. A lot.

 

[Chopshonky]

As the father of a daughter who is nearly the age of the OP, the future scares me. A lot.

Well dad. Post some pictures and control suitors via the forum?

 

[EricF]

Well dad. Post some pictures and control suitors via the forum?

No.

 

[macaroni tony]

....that's about askin for an *** whoopin right there

 

[Eric Perry]

Well dad. Post some pictures and control suitors via the forum?

Dude, your age is listed at 33 and you want to see pics of a school age kid?

 

[Chopshonky]

Fair enough.. I'll back outta this one. I'm actually disgusted with self. I don't really think that way. Apologies, just thought for a moment it would be funny to play with people's fears but having many myself I should have recognized instantly that's only funny on T.V.

 

[5StringBlues]

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[Skitch it!]

Today is the International "ask a fat chick out" day. Did you know that?

Why by golly, if you ask a fat chick(s) out, you'll find that they're actually good luck in several different ways.

just do it. You'll thank me in about 2 years

Where did you get that from?

Anyways in regard to the OP it sounds like playing you off for attention, which females adore of course, I recommend you think on it a bit.

 

[BurningSkies]

Eric,

I hate to have to lower the boom on you, but it's my duty to do it.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f34/if-you-out-school-bored-read-before-posting-thread-550586/

 

[Eric Perry]

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Duuuuuuuude!

 

[JAUQO III-X]

Fair enough.. I'll back outta this one. I'm actually disgusted with self. I don't really think that way. Apologies, just thought for a moment it would be funny to play with people's fears but having many myself I should have recognized instantly that's only funny on T.V.

Another serial killer in the making.