Girl problems

[basstotheface]

You have to lure her in a little first though. It wont work if you just flat out ignore her. The game is that you give her a little attention. Talk to her, laugh at her jokes etc etc. That's your masterly-bated fish hook. THEN, you stop giving it. Just ignore her. It works almost every time

...I thought I invented that.

 

[tastybasslines]

The trick is to "Care, but not that much" This is a fine are I've mastered.

Also, I have mastered what I call the "flirting triangle". Start with her eyes and it a triangle like motion, occasionally and BRIEFLY move from one breast to the other, back to the eyes. This sends a powerful subconsicous, I want to bone you, message. Works.

 

[L-A]

Screw that subliminal stuff. I tell nice girls they're ugly, and then I go do something else. Works like a charm.

 

[Ziltoid]

I think too many people around here have read Strauss' book

 

[jmattbassplaya]

It's officially summer on TB:OT guys!!!

 

[L-A]

It's officially summer on TB:OT guys!!!

Isn't it? Today has been filled with self-attributed pains and awesomenesses.

 

[Bloodhammer]

How to stuff a taco

 

[rr5025]

How to stuff a taco

It even shows how to eat one too!

 

[Eric Albany]

Does anyone know if I can use my emo tears to shrink V-neck T's so they're super-tight?

Try it!

 

[Eric Albany]

Her "boyfriend" doesn't get off on it.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

This thread is full of great advice heed it, especially the battery and ponytail ones.

 

[Absentia]

Cut the boyfriends face off and wear it as a mask.

 

[steddy2112]

Give that bitch an epic Kit Kat

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Bitches love Kit Kats

 

[Eric Albany]

Give that bitch an epic Kit Kat

Bitches love Kit Kats

Screw dat!!! I ain't gonna make 'er go from ballerina to dancing hippo!

 

[Eric Albany]

Right now it almost seems like I'm Romeo and she's Rosaline, but I want her to be my Juliet. Ya know, with out the double suicide and other deaths.

 

[Bonemachinebass]

What's the best girl problem for metal?

 

[Linas]

So... you say she only makes out when you're around. How are you so sure that shes not making out, or more when you are not around?

 

[Turock]

Next time, go over and start making out with the boyfriend and give her the expression that says 'What'd ya think bout this!

 

[cassanova]

No, not really.
My ex sister in law is a true bonified sociopath. I would venture to say that they know right from wrong, yes, BUT they have their own interpretation of such. Your and my "right and wrong" may not necessarily fall into step with theirs.

I see where you're coming from on this and want to agree. However, myself and countless others have different ideas of what we think is right compared to what societal norms deem right. None of us go around harming others that get in our way because we respect the rights of others, even if we have different mindsets of right and wrong. So I'm somewhat reluctant to completely agree with your statement. I would also think that not all sociopaths have different views of right and wrong.

I'm willing to admit I could be wrong on all that and in the interest of educating myself more, I would really love to see some data on it.

 

[Munjibunga]

And now a few words from Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins:

He came from somewhere back in her long ago
The sentimental fool don't see
Tryin' hard to recreate
What had yet to be created

Once in her life
She musters a smile for his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize
It never really was

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
And nothing at all keeps sending him

Somewhere back in her long ago
Where he can still believe there's a place in her life
Someday, somewhere, she will return

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
There's nothing at all
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
There's nothing at all
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing