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#101
cassanova said:
I see where you're coming from on this and want to agree. However, myself and countless others have different ideas of what we think is right compared to what societal norms deem right. None of us go around harming others that get in our way because we respect the rights of others, even if we have different mindsets of right and wrong. So I'm somewhat reluctant to completely agree with your statement. I would also think that not all sociopaths have different views of right and wrong.

I'm willing to admit I could be wrong on all that and in the interest of educating myself more, I would really love to see some data on it.
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If there were no humans, there would be no such thing as right and wrong. Think about it.
 
#104
Munjibunga said:
And now a few words from Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins:

He came from somewhere back in her long ago
The sentimental fool don't see
Tryin' hard to recreate
What had yet to be created

Once in her life
She musters a smile for his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize
It never really was

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
And nothing at all keeps sending him

Somewhere back in her long ago
Where he can still believe there's a place in her life
Someday, somewhere, she will return

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
There's nothing at all
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
There's nothing at all
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
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I think I own a copy of that song.
 
#105
Maybe your rite where she wants you. Confused, maybe paranoid and reading into things that aren't really there.

Had a girl try that **** on me. Try starving her for attention. And when you do talk to her start talking about her best friend alot around her.........
 
#108
Diiw said:
Maybe your rite where she wants you. Confused, maybe paranoid and reading into things that aren't really there.

Had a girl try that **** on me. Try starving her for attention. And when you do talk to her start talking about her best friend alot around her.........
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I think he said theyare best friends.
 
#111
Eric Albany said:
Ok. So I've known this girl since 7th grade, she's been my best friend since 8th grade and I think I love her but I'm not sure. I also think she might like me cause she's doing the same thing as my previous girlfriends(she becomes more distant), but she only makes out when I'm around. I told my friends to go by her and she didn't make out with her boyfriend, but when I walk by she does make out with her boyfriend while staring at me with an expression that seems to say 'What'd ya think bout this!?' and it just started getting to me. Can any one help me?
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You got no choice. You're just gonna have to sleep with her best friend. You may substitute her best friend for a sister or mom of equal or greater hotness value. It really is the only way.
 
#113
jmattbassplaya said:
You got no choice. You're just gonna have to sleep with her best friend. You may substitute her best friend for a sister or mom of equal or greater hotness value. It really is the only way.
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I like the way you think. Shots are on me!

As for OP, you're friend zoned, sleep with her sister. Also, as I said in my earlier post....

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#114
Diiw said:
Maybe your rite where she wants you. Confused, maybe paranoid and reading into things that aren't really there.

Had a girl try that **** on me. Try starving her for attention. And when you do talk to her start talking about her best friend alot around her.........
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I think you're on the right track. He should ask her to set him up with some hot chick she knows. (Please excuse me for talking about you in the third person, Eric.)
 
#116
She's an only child, like me, and I used to be her best friend but I don't know who her current best friend is. I'm reading a college text book on Psychology and I doubt that she's starving me of attention, but I can't tell what her real emotions are because she built a barrier between her real emotions and the emotions she shows. It would seem that she likes me due to the fact that she always stares at me for extended periods of time and acts like she accidentally grabbed my hand. I'm also the only guy she hugs. Hopefully she doesn't think I'm gay because something of that magnitude has the potential to totally destroy our friendship. I have what could be the best romantic skills in the world and I've looked into Karma Sutra once or twice(only because it's supposed to help make a girl attracted to you), but when ever I try to use them on her I loose all of my skill. Thank goodness I was born with the skills. An I also started to loose some of my memory since I started feeling this way about her. It sounds weird, but it's 110% true.
 
#117
Eric Albany said:
She's an only child, like me, and I used to be her best friend but I don't know who her current best friend is. I'm reading a college text book on Psychology and I doubt that she's starving me of attention, but I can't tell what her real emotions are because she built a barrier between her real emotions and the emotions she shows. It would seem that she likes me due to the fact that she always stares at me for extended periods of time and acts like she accidentally grabbed my hand. I'm also the only guy she hugs. Hopefully she doesn't think I'm gay because something of that magnitude has the potential to totally destroy our friendship. I have what could be the best romantic skills in the world and I've looked into Karma Sutra once or twice(only because it's supposed to help make a girl attracted to you), but when ever I try to use them on her I loose all of my skill. Thank goodness I was born with the skills. An I also started to loose some of my memory since I started feeling this way about her. It sounds weird, but it's 110% true.
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:D

Best post all year.
 
#119
Eric Albany said:
Screw dat!!! I ain't gonna make 'er go from ballerina to dancing hippo!
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I see you have completely disregarded sire Relic's advice. I am sure Mr. Maki will be along to school you in the err of your ways but allow me to point them out and also perhaps give you a plan to follow.

Regarding fat chicks. Fat chicks get less attention, thus they will do more things to gain said attention. Hence you can use les fat chicks as "starter girls" persay. "Quantity over quality" as is the saying (Maki).

Now for the plan.

Find a fat chick** she is friends with, don't say she doesn't have any fat friends because we all know that isn't true. Every group of girls has one larger friend in their midst.

Next court said rotund young lady. Be absolutely sure that your "best friend" knows about this, however make sure you don't make it over the top (a good example of how not to do this is how you bumped your threads every few hours, casually mention it once or twice if need be just make sure she knows who you're seeing). As you see more of the fat friend give your friend less attention, let her know she isn't the number one priority anymore, especially don't react when she makes out in front of you.

Soon she will begin to wonder why you are giving so much attention to a female of lesser attractiveness than her and will begin trying anything to get your glorious attention. At this point you'll want to lap up the attention she will no doubt be pouring on you but still give her very little. If you cave now she'll be happy she's gotten your attention again and you'll get nowhere.

Make sure that the fat friend has a great time, all this positive feedback will get around and back to your "best friend." All of this combined will make her yearn for your attention again and when she inevitably breaks up with the boyfriend (probably after a month or two at most) it is now time to give her small doses of attention. Keep yo-yoing her for a bit and eventually she'll throw herself at you. Hit it and forget it, or hit it and look for better.

Now you might be wondering why I said move on. I know you will not believe me when I say it but there's a 99% chance you're not in love with her, from what you've said it sounds like infatuation. We've all had one at your age and they're stupid to continue. All that happens is you waste time and turn down quantity for your idealised "quality."

*Of course it goes without saying the entire time you are with the friend you should be honing your skills. This is the time to get all of the beginner's awkwardness out of the way, master your equipment and moves as well as her equipment.

**Note fat can be replaced with ugly, the point is to find some female less deserving of attention (at least in your "best friend's" mind), it could also be an enemy.

Most of the ideas in this plan have been presented in this thread by many fine men. Take our advice and utilise it to your advantage. Instead of making a thread like this go out there and rack up some quantity. Its really not that hard to get girls in high school, follow the golden attention rule and you'll be swimming in them.
 
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