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Eric Albany said:
She's an only child, like me, and I used to be her best friend but I don't know who her current best friend is. I'm reading a college text book on Psychology and I doubt that she's starving me of attention, but I can't tell what her real emotions are because she built a barrier between her real emotions and the emotions she shows. It would seem that she likes me due to the fact that she always stares at me for extended periods of time and acts like she accidentally grabbed my hand. I'm also the only guy she hugs. Hopefully she doesn't think I'm gay because something of that magnitude has the potential to totally destroy our friendship. I have what could be the best romantic skills in the world and I've looked into Karma Sutra once or twice(only because it's supposed to help make a girl attracted to you), but when ever I try to use them on her I loose all of my skill. Thank goodness I was born with the skills. An I also started to loose some of my memory since I started feeling this way about her. It sounds weird, but it's 110% true.
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#123
rr5025 said:
I see you have completely disregarded sire Relic's advice. I am sure Mr. Maki will be along to school you in the err of your ways but allow me to point them out and also perhaps give you a plan to follow.

Regarding fat chicks. Fat chicks get less attention, thus they will do more things to gain said attention. Hence you can use les fat chicks as "starter girls" persay. "Quantity over quality" as is the saying (Maki).

Now for the plan.

Find a fat chick** she is friends with, don't say she doesn't have any fat friends because we all know that isn't true. Every group of girls has one larger friend in their midst.

Next court said rotund young lady. Be absolutely sure that your "best friend" knows about this, however make sure you don't make it over the top (a good example of how not to do this is how you bumped your threads every few hours, casually mention it once or twice if need be just make sure she knows who you're seeing). As you see more of the fat friend give your friend less attention, let her know she isn't the number one priority anymore, especially don't react when she makes out in front of you.

Soon she will begin to wonder why you are giving so much attention to a female of lesser attractiveness than her and will begin trying anything to get your glorious attention. At this point you'll want to lap up the attention she will no doubt be pouring on you but still give her very little. If you cave now she'll be happy she's gotten your attention again and you'll get nowhere.

Make sure that the fat friend has a great time, all this positive feedback will get around and back to your "best friend." All of this combined will make her yearn for your attention again and when she inevitably breaks up with the boyfriend (probably after a month or two at most) it is now time to give her small doses of attention. Keep yo-yoing her for a bit and eventually she'll throw herself at you. Hit it and forget it, or hit it and look for better.

Now you might be wondering why I said move on. I know you will not believe me when I say it but there's a 99% chance you're not in love with her, from what you've said it sounds like infatuation. We've all had one at your age and they're stupid to continue. All that happens is you waste time and turn down quantity for your idealised "quality."

*Of course it goes without saying the entire time you are with the friend you should be honing your skills. This is the time to get all of the beginner's awkwardness out of the way, master your equipment and moves as well as her equipment.

**Note fat can be replaced with ugly, the point is to find some female less deserving of attention (at least in your "best friend's" mind), it could also be an enemy.

Most of the ideas in this plan have been presented in this thread by many fine men. Take our advice and utilise it to your advantage. Instead of making a thread like this go out there and rack up some quantity. Its really not that hard to get girls in high school, follow the golden attention rule and you'll be swimming in them.
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Already went out with one of her friends by a mistake( I was texting her and I thought I was texting my friend and then I asked if we were still going out and mentioned what I thought was our chat an she said that her friend had her cell and then I got all embarrassed and such. Long story short, don't like rounded girls very much).
 
#126
Eric Albany said:
Already went out with one of her friends by a mistake( I was texting her and I thought I was texting my friend and then I asked if we were still going out and mentioned what I thought was our chat an she said that her friend had her cell and then I got all embarrassed and such. Long story short, don't like rounded girls very much).
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Look! There went the point of my post!
 
#127
She was fat and ugly. A bad mix. It only lasted till lunch, thats when I lied to her and said that one of my friends was texting her and wanted to go out with her, that got her really excited for some reason.
 
#128
Go to youtube and type in 3 Doors Down/ Kryptonite. The video I'm talking about should be the first video on the list. My friend gave me the album that this song was on(not a CD, an actual record[I think it was a 33]) and said that this song reminded her of me. Is that a good thing? An yes, I do still listen to records.
 
#129
Eric Albany said:
She's an only child, like me, and I used to be her best friend but I don't know who her current best friend is. I'm reading a college text book on Psychology and I doubt that she's starving me of attention, but I can't tell what her real emotions are because she built a barrier between her real emotions and the emotions she shows. It would seem that she likes me due to the fact that she always stares at me for extended periods of time and acts like she accidentally grabbed my hand. I'm also the only guy she hugs. Hopefully she doesn't think I'm gay because something of that magnitude has the potential to totally destroy our friendship. I have what could be the best romantic skills in the world and I've looked into Karma Sutra once or twice(only because it's supposed to help make a girl attracted to you), but when ever I try to use them on her I loose all of my skill. Thank goodness I was born with the skills. An I also started to loose some of my memory since I started feeling this way about her. It sounds weird, but it's 110% true.
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#133
The tradition continues.

Mike Money, Nick the Bassist, Eric234, Namechanged, and now, Eric Albany.

(I'll argue to my dying day that Money was the best of them though. His posts contained real intelligence.)
 
#137
Eric Albany said:
She's an only child, like me, and I used to be her best friend but I don't know who her current best friend is. I'm reading a college text book on Psychology and I doubt that she's starving me of attention, but I can't tell what her real emotions are because she built a barrier between her real emotions and the emotions she shows. It would seem that she likes me due to the fact that she always stares at me for extended periods of time and acts like she accidentally grabbed my hand. I'm also the only guy she hugs. Hopefully she doesn't think I'm gay because something of that magnitude has the potential to totally destroy our friendship. I have what could be the best romantic skills in the world and I've looked into Karma Sutra once or twice(only because it's supposed to help make a girl attracted to you), but when ever I try to use them on her I loose all of my skill. Thank goodness I was born with the skills. An I also started to loose some of my memory since I started feeling this way about her. It sounds weird, but it's 110% true.
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This post is an enigma of bad reading comprehension (while ironically you point out your great reading skills) due to the fact that you've misconstrued whose in charge of giving attention to whom, bad game with a phenomenon I can only describe as 'game-suck' in which you've successfully managed to turn a book about getting laid into a book about how to do the exact opposite, complete delusions of grandeur, and plain and simple bad math.

While you might be able to drag your eyes across rr's post, this post casts a lot of doubt whether or not you have the capacity to comprehend the advice others are giving you, let alone apply it. Good luck young brother, I hope you find your hands attractive because they are going to be your girlfriend for a long time to come.
 
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