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The gig is in quite a large venue, and for a first gig, it's a little overwhelming.
Any words of advice? Rookie mistakes? Etiquette?
Make an equipment list - check it multiple times before you head out. In another band I used to play in our guitarist forgot his guitar for a show in Chicago (we are from Indianapolis).
Be on time - this means show up thirty minutes early if possible and stay out of the way.
Bring spare batteries and cables - if you don't you will need them.
Do EXACTLY what the stage manager tells you EXACTLY when he tells you and EXACTLY how he tells you. Watch the band setting up before you to see what they do wrong or what they do that creates problems. Pay attention to how they load in and setup - make a mental note of what you can do to make your own load in and setup more efficient.
Be polite. Be professional. Be quite until the sound man tells you to play for sound check. Keep your mouth shut and your ears open. Soundmen tend to get a bit flustered if they ask you to play and you are busy gabbing with the guitarist or daydreaming.
DO NOT noodle during sound check.
If you bring a water bottle or other drink on stage be sure to clear it with the stage manager first. DON'T leave your empties on stage when you are done. That's not being cool - that's being a phallus.
If the other band's gear is on stage DO NOT TOUCH IT. ASK the owner of the gear if you need to move it slightly to run a cable or whatnot. ABSOLUTEY DO NOT put a drink on or near someone's gear.
Hydrate with water before you play. Pee before you play. Take a massive dump BEFORE you play.
Stretch before stage and warm up your hands.
Smile - unless you are playing angry music in which case scowl.
Don't be afraid to interact with the audience. Make eye contact with random people in the crowd.
Have fun and relax - it's the entire reason for playing music.
Take a bow when you are done or show some form of gratitude for having the opportunity to play.
When you are done get your gear the eff of stage FAST. Help the drummer with his stuff or anyone else that needs gear moved off stage. Work together as a team. We can clear the stage in just under five minutes - faster if its a hometown gig and our crew is there.
Don't bother the soundman but at some point after you play be sure to thank him for his patience, help, and for making you guys sound so good. Tell them him you had a great time. Do the same with monitor engineers and light guys.
Make sure to thank whoever got you in the door for this gig at least twice - once at the beginning and at the end before you guys leave. Don't make a novel out of it. People like that are stupid busy. A simple "we really appreciate the opportunity and hope we can do something with you again soon" will suffice.
If you are an opener be cool and stick around to see the headliner play. If you are the second of three bands be sure to catch both of their sets.
Did I mention to have fun? Oh yeah - HAVE FUN!