Hi twofer
Great thread with a lot of friends to troll
What say you? What's a great bar band closer?
A medley! (without kidding!!!)
Back to kidding
"this is our last song" will only get you another "last song" until the cops show up!
my favs for a hard rocking bar: Led Zep followed by Hendrix followed by
"Like the way I do" or Mother's finest "Baby love"
Guys wil get a drink, boomer and gen x "girls" will stay on the dance floor.
This worked 25 years ago




Do a subdivisions medley! A spider needs more legs!
OK, this is for standard issue bar bands
Is there a standard issue audience? i hope not!
Live would be freaking boring!!!
"Don't you know there ain't no Devil, there's only God when he's drunk."
We did "the piano has been drinking" (Tom Waits) But you need the (not right) audience to get away with it!!!
mercy mercy mercy for some audiences
Let me guess
Another thing coming by Judas Priest.
A dream comes true!

Extra like for the joke! Only metalheads will get it!
After a three hours gig we all would love to finish on this one!
Usually it'rs the last song of the first or second set!
Bwawaahaha! This isn't your grandfather's polka band!
No Spidey, it's your dad's progressive band that fails to make you dance!
greetings (and may the bass be with you)
wise(b)ass