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Grr. This makes me so mad!

Originally posted by Mike Money
Better yet, have boy PE classes and girl PE classes ...

That would screw up the 'social dance' unit. - Do other schools make the students do square dancing in P.E. or was that just mine?

Seriously, you should listen to J.T. - take an interest in helping the girls assigned to your team improve their football game and they might appriciate the attention and interest and take an interest in you.
 
Originally posted by StupidMatt
Two girls kicked my ass once, they sat on me and rolled me in mud. When I finally ran away, the button on my pants had been broken off (I don't know how that happened) so my pants started falling down.

Let's see now, two girls sitting on you and rolling you in the mud - and you don't know what caused the button on your pants to come off? :D
 
Originally posted by FLOYDtheBARBER

no, see...it's not 'cause i'm gonna keep myself single or anything. it's 'cause girls hate me. or treat like another girl.
either way, no chickies no me.
I get the same treatment. We should form a club and call it "Guys Against Not Getting Any) or GANGA (oh YOU know how it's pronounced)

Oh btw, seems like those rules are more condescending towards the girls than anything else. But that's just because girls treat me like another girl and I'm in touch with my feminine side. I even get pissed once a month
 
Originally posted by AltIII
GANGA (oh YOU know how it's pronounced)

I think I know what your getting at....

Originally posted by AltIII
...I'm in touch with my feminine side. I even get pissed once a month


Dude, you need to know that smoking pot, particularly in teenage boys will lower your testosterone level a bit and raise your estrogen level a bit - this is proven scientific fact. One proven side effect of pot smoking in males can be growing breasts. Let's not get started on what it does for developing teens and the development of the right frontal lobe of the brain (the part of the brain that controls social interaction) I'll bet if you could lay off the GANGA a bit and you'd have more luck with the ladies. Maybe I read you all wrong - if so sorry. Either way, feel free to ignore me. Just food for thought.
 
Originally posted by moley


Let's see now, two girls sitting on you and rolling you in the mud - and you don't know what caused the button on your pants to come off? :D


Well... I couldn't feel the bottom half of my body... and they claimed that I had... issues. But I think they were lying. They both always acted like they had a crush on me... but they liked Anime so that instantly took them off the list of potential girlfriends.
 
Originally posted by Creepy


I think I know what your getting at....




Dude, you need to know that smoking pot, particularly in teenage boys will lower your testosterone level a bit and raise your estrogen level a bit - this is proven scientific fact. One proven side effect of pot smoking in males can be growing breasts. Let's not get started on what it does for developing teens and the development of the right frontal lobe of the brain (the part of the brain that controls social interaction) I'll bet if you could lay off the GANGA a bit and you'd have more luck with the ladies. Maybe I read you all wrong - if so sorry. Either way, feel free to ignore me. Just food for thought.

One does not need to be a stoner to make a stoner joke. I've only smoked pot once. Didn't care for it.
 

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