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Grr. This makes me so mad!

Wizard, you are going to get into deep yoghurt here.

The word you are looking for is stronger. Not superior.

The vast majority of people are athletically superior to me. But I am physically stronger than most of them. It comes with being a big guy. The only up side of growing up fat is you have to grow up strong, just to be able to move around.

This makes for great surprised looks on the faces of people who want to pick on the fat kid, when the fat kid grabs them, picks them up, and slams them against the wall repeatedly at a higher level than they would usually meet the wall.

Aaaah, memories of my adolescent schoolboy years.

"No Principal Boren. I didn't beat him up. I mean look at the marks on the wall. I certainly couldn't have lifted him that high. It must have been one of the jocks and he's just blaming me."

I was 5'!!" and 260 lbs. As an interior lineman I wasn't considered an athlete at my school. Sort of the same way drummers aren't considered musicians even though the band kind of needs them.
 
Originally posted by Mike Money
We are having a flag football tournament in P.E., and the teams are co-ed. I do not really mind that, because it is an excuse to have girls all over you trying to get the ball.

Here is what ticks me off:

The special rules to make the game more fair for the girls. More fair? B.S. It just makes it impossible for the guys.

1 in 4 plays, we have to throw to a girl, even if they are all just standing there being helpless.

We cannot score off of a kick off unless a girl runs it into the endzone.

It makes it so hard to have fun! The girls do not play, they just stand there, but they whine and gripe about it when we do not give them the ball.

I have no problem playing with girls if they will actually play, and not get special rules that are actually implying that they are physically inferior to the guys and need special rules to make them feel useful.

If I was a girl, I would be mad about rules like that. They do imply inferiority.

If girls want to play with the guys, they should not have rules for them that make sure they aren't going to be knocked around like a guy would be, or have rules that give them chances to be "part of the team".

They should have to follow the same rules as the guys!

Better yet, have boy PE classes and girl PE classes so we do not have this problem that ruins the fun of football and all other games!

:mad:



Well, it's the same at my school...

but then I realized that for 3 classes, it wasn't worth complaining.
 
Dude, who cares who wins a PE flag football game? Let the girls screw everything up, the main point here is that you have an excellent opportunity to hang around the ladies! In a year, or even in a couple months, no one will care who won a flag football game in PE. If you are that serious about football, join a real football team, get some pads on, and go be a man.
 
Originally posted by DanGouge
Dude, who cares who wins a PE flag football game? Let the girls screw everything up, the main point here is that you have an excellent opportunity to hang around the ladies! In a year, or even in a couple months, no one will care who won a flag football game in PE. If you are that serious about football, join a real football team, get some pads on, and go be a man.
gee, i didn't know my dad was on TB.
 
Originally posted by StupidMatt
Two girls kicked my ass once, they sat on me and rolled me in mud. When I finally ran away, the button on my pants had been broken off (I don't know how that happened) so my pants started falling down.


Freshman year of college was crazy.

sure matt;) this is what really happened, you got drunk and fell into a mud wrestlers pit while taking off your pants to get a little action :D