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Guilty Pleasures :(

I like McDonald's fries and girly songs.

I also think Emma Watson is incredibly attractive.



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I'd have to say that farting in a crowded mall gives some pleasure. Especially crop dusting, or farting on the move.

Because of the noise in a mall, you know that you can be relatively safe in your activity, while laying down a line of real stench. And the best part is no one can tell where it's coming from.

Plus, as added bonus, I get to relieve discomfort and walk away from the odour at the same time.

I've put a lot of thought into this.