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Guitar Center Gaffe

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by disenchant, Jun 19, 2007.


  1. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Place: Guitar Center
    Mission: To purchase those thingies that keep my guitar strap from falling off.

    Me: HI!
    Guitar Center Employee: What can I do for you?
    Me: I need...
    (guy sitting behind me starts jamming Metallica on the guitar)
    Me: I NEED...
    My Brain: ?
    Me: I NEED STRAP...
    My Brain: ? Locks?
    Guitar Center Employee: WHAT?
    Me: I NEED STRAP...STRAP
    My Brain: LOCKS! LOCKS!
    Me: I NEED
    (guy sitting behind me stops playing)
    Me: STRAP ONS!
    Entire accessories department turns to look at me.
    Guitar Center Employee: Um, don't you mean strap locks?
    Me: Um, yeah. Two please.
     
  2. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    that was me i thought u looked familiar.

    haha













    not really














    anyway have a clue about what ur gonna buy i guess
     
  3. What store were you in just before Guitar Center?
     
  4. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    No, I think the question is, what store were you going to after GC? :p
     
  5. Guess you did say you had given up on men recently :bag:
     
  6. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    i can't blame you, i like to stick it to chicks too
     
  7. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Tru...maybe it was my subconscious trying to get back at them??
     
  8. If you had worn one of these to Guitar Center, you could have just looked up the name online. :smug:

    [​IMG]
     
  9. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Maybe you need a date?

    Oh, no! That's probably what got you into this mess in the first place! ;) :p
     
  10. basspraiser

    basspraiser Jammin for the Lamb! Supporting Member

    Dec 8, 2006
    Chicago - NW Burbs
    I think it was the "rude guitar player" behind her.....Metallica will do that to you.....BUT I thought you were a heavy metal bassist (at least part of the time)? you can think of chords and notes but not "strap locks"?

    BTW - glad you got rid of the cartoon......nice pic Dis.

    BTW - come to the next Chicago GTG (sometime in September) and we'll make sure you meet some "nice" guys....(i.e. guys you can deal with and who treat you with the respect or disrespect you are due...)
     
  11. wow, thats pretty great
     
  12. nice!
    you mind if i put that as a blog on myspace?
     
  13. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Ontario
    :eyebrow:
     
  14. :crying: i wont put her name in there.:crying:

    Promise!!!!!!!!




    :bawl: all i wanted was more friends:bawl:
     
  15. RWP

    RWP

    Jul 1, 2006
    It's funny how something that's on your mind just pops out when you don't mean it to. :D
     
  16. Did you really yell it?
     
  17. The BurgerMeister

    The BurgerMeister musician.

    Apr 13, 2006
    Big Bear, CA
    that's amazing. :D:D:D:D:D good one!
     
  18. Kael

    Kael

    Dec 26, 2004
    Oklahoma City
    Tsk, tsk. I wonder who caught that?
     
  19. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    He stopped playing RIGHT AS I WAS SAYING IT, attempting to yell over his riff.

    Therefore...it echoed.
     
  20. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Not at all. It's already a blog on mine!
     
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