Guitar Center Gaffe

[disenchant]

Place: Guitar Center
Mission: To purchase those thingies that keep my guitar strap from falling off.

Me: HI!
Guitar Center Employee: What can I do for you?
Me: I need...
(guy sitting behind me starts jamming Metallica on the guitar)
Me: I NEED...
My Brain: ?
Me: I NEED STRAP...
My Brain: ? Locks?
Guitar Center Employee: WHAT?
Me: I NEED STRAP...STRAP
My Brain: LOCKS! LOCKS!
Me: I NEED
(guy sitting behind me stops playing)
Me: STRAP ONS!
Entire accessories department turns to look at me.
Guitar Center Employee: Um, don't you mean strap locks?
Me: Um, yeah. Two please.

 

[labgnat]

that was me i thought u looked familiar.

haha













not really














anyway have a clue about what ur gonna buy i guess

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

What store were you in just before Guitar Center?

 

[soulgeezer]

What store were you in just before Guitar Center?

No, I think the question is, what store were you going to after GC?

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Guess you did say you had given up on men recently

 

[labgnat]

i can't blame you, i like to stick it to chicks too

 

[disenchant]

Guess you did say you had given up on men recently

Tru...maybe it was my subconscious trying to get back at them??

 

[Vandelay]

If you had worn one of these to Guitar Center, you could have just looked up the name online.

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[soulgeezer]

Tru...maybe it was my subconscious trying to get back at them??

Maybe you need a date?

Oh, no! That's probably what got you into this mess in the first place!

 

[basspraiser]

I think it was the "rude guitar player" behind her.....Metallica will do that to you.....BUT I thought you were a heavy metal bassist (at least part of the time)? you can think of chords and notes but not "strap locks"?

BTW - glad you got rid of the cartoon......nice pic Dis.

BTW - come to the next Chicago GTG (sometime in September) and we'll make sure you meet some "nice" guys....(i.e. guys you can deal with and who treat you with the respect or disrespect you are due...)

 

[spudmaster34]

wow, thats pretty great

 

[unclejam]

nice!
you mind if i put that as a blog on myspace?

 

[Aaron Saunders]

nice!
you mind if i put that as a blog on myspace?

 

[unclejam]

i wont put her name in there.

Promise!!!!!!!!




all i wanted was more friends

 

[RWP]

It's funny how something that's on your mind just pops out when you don't mean it to.

 

[Drake Kennedy]

Place: Guitar Center
Mission: To purchase those thingies that keep my guitar strap from falling off.

Me: HI!
Guitar Center Employee: What can I do for you?
Me: I need...
(guy sitting behind me starts jamming Metallica on the guitar)
Me: I NEED...
My Brain: ?
Me: I NEED STRAP...
My Brain: ? Locks?
Guitar Center Employee: WHAT?
Me: I NEED STRAP...STRAP
My Brain: LOCKS! LOCKS!
Me: I NEED
(guy sitting behind me stops playing)
Me: STRAP ONS!
Entire accessories department turns to look at me.
Guitar Center Employee: Um, don't you mean strap locks?
Me: Um, yeah. Two please.

Did you really yell it?

 

[The BurgerMeister]

that's amazing. good one!

 

[Kael]

Maybe you need a date?

Oh, no! That's probably what got you into this mess in the first place!

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Tsk, tsk. I wonder who caught that?

 

[disenchant]

Did you really yell it?

He stopped playing RIGHT AS I WAS SAYING IT, attempting to yell over his riff.

Therefore...it echoed.

 

[disenchant]

nice!
you mind if i put that as a blog on myspace?

Not at all. It's already a blog on mine!