Guitarist had breakdown today

[DeathFromBelow]

So, still no word from the op? That's pretty awesome.

 

[GlennW]

So, still no word from the op? That's pretty awesome.

He's busy girding up his balls.

 

[AngelCrusher]

"don't you want to be somebody?"

That line kills, especially in the context of everything.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

He's busy girding up his balls.

Ah, yes. And being such awesomely gargantuan leader-of-men sized balls, it's no wonder we haven't heard from him for while. A lot of girding to be done.

 

[sloasdaylight]

I think we got lownered.

 

[Stormcloak]

I'm still confused as to how you can supposedly play with someone for a year, and have nothing to play when a tryout happens?

*headscratch*

 

[Tituscrow]

I think we got lownered.

The doctor is still in the house. Posted today. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and suggest he's seen how his thread has turned and is just pretending it never happened and hoping it will just die off.

However, if you ARE reading this, OP, you'll get a lot more respect around here if you acknowledge your part in your own downfall and stop posting such chest-puffing testosterone fuelled nonsense here and in the other threads that you are gracing with your presence.

Over and out.

 

[modulusman]

I'm still confused as to how you can supposedly play with someone for a year, and have nothing to play when a tryout happens?

*headscratch*

Because more than likely the OP and his guitar playing friend were like those guys I always meet at gigs that can sorta play and are in a band but in name only.

 

[MonkeyBass]

The dude doesn't want to play out yet...if he feels he's not ready, he's probably not ready...you trying to shame him into playing by calling him a pussy is not cool. I respect him for being up front and telling you he's not ready, instead of trying to play gigs and train wrecking every song...

Anyways I get the feeling there's more to this story we don't know.

This.

Some people have a life outside of music. Calling him names isn't going to help.

Sounds like you guys aren't on the same wavelength. Nothing you can do to change his mind.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Just happened upon the good Doctor giving lessons on credibility in another thread. Pretty awesome.

 

[NWB]

I am also forced to point out that if the OP is, in fact, 26, he will meet with a lot of legal issues should he be successful in his quest to have sexual relations with girls.

He might want to consider women, at this point in his life, although how he is going to get any of them to consider agreeing will be another matter, unless he can learn to skip the obligatory mention of the state of his private parts.

Hilarious!

Mellow, if you were the beer-drinking sort, then I'd send you a six-pack of some fine Washington craft beer.

I very much enjoyed this gem!

 

[sunfighter]

Your guitarist had a meltdown? Nah. You're the one having a meltdown. Your guitarist straight-up told you that he's got other priorities that make gigging unrealistic but would still like to jam if you're into that. So you're blaming him for having a life and for not being delusional enough to think that gigging in a bar band will make him somebody. And you're blaming him for holding you back. Dude, you've been jamming with this guy for a year. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me for a whole year?

His priorities are a lot different than yours. You've known this for awhile. So stop blaming him and get to doing what you should have been doing a year ago: finding musicians with similar goals.

I like this. Winner

 

[ChrisB2]

hoping it will just die off.

Can't let that happen now can we!?

C'mon OP, BM's been kinda dull lately, can ya chime in here and jack things up for us a little?

 

[SquierJazz72]

Maybe he's still girding. Must take some time.

 

[BassFuzz24]

It seems he's taken to other threads to express his thoughts that "Musicians tend to be wimps with soft feelings."

 

[SirMjac28]

You know it's time

 

[GlennW]

This thread is so awesome it rates a theme song.

 

[One Drop]

Or this one, because apparently he's Superman and it shines out of his butt:

 

[mas502arc]

I just wanted to pop by and say I THOROUGHLY enjoyed seeing the OP getting a verbal beat-down over the course of the many pages in this thread

 

[4OnTheFloor]

VERY typical "guitarist" behavior. Can't be straight up, can't say what's on their mind when they need to.